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Things that piss you off Page 98

My Humphries. Now there's a great gay character. :)

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 8:33 PM

Steven didn't mean to be nasty to Ian :( He's just misunderstood, the poor lamb. And he needs a good fu.... Ahem. Never mind. Nothing to see here.

:O

(... He does look kind of like Ian Huntley though.)

No!!

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 8:33 PM

Steven didn't mean to be nasty to Ian :( He's just misunderstood, the poor lamb. And he needs a good fu.... Ahem. Never mind. Nothing to see here.

He shot his stepmum in the womb!

with a gun.

with his bare hands.

Isn't Ian only his stepdad anyway though?

You can fu him though Zooo. He is kind of cute in a psychotic way.
I would rather take Ian up the wrong un though.

Quote: Aaron @ March 4, 2008, 8:40 PM

Isn't Ian only his stepdad anyway though?

Yea.
Maybe Ian is Joseph re incarnated. That would make Steven Christ & Cindy Mary.

Hee. I wants to fu him lots.

But he didn't just shoot her in the womb!

Ian's stupid daughter brought the gun, there was a big scuffle for it, and Jane got shot by accident!

Steven is innocent!!!
And due for a fu.

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 8:42 PM

Hee. I wants to fu him lots.

But he didn't just shoot her in the womb!

Ian's stupid daughter brought the gun, there was a big scuffle for it, and Jane got shot by accident!

Steven is innocent!!!
And due for a fu.

He shot her in the womb after holding them hostage. He aimed it at her fanny, but due to his un-fu wibbly wobbly eyes he burst her womb apart.

Fanny. Laughing out loud Jane doesn't have one. It closed up after exposure to Ian Beale.

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 8:48 PM

Fanny. Laughing out loud Jane doesn't have one. It closed up after exposure to Ian Beale.

Laughing out loud Not surprising really. He is one revolting individual. I bet he has a big angry purple cock.

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 8:48 PM

Fanny. Laughing out loud Jane doesn't have one. It closed up after exposure to Ian Beale.

You made me laugh. Laughing out loud

(It gets intriguinger and intriguinger as to what gets zooo on the go!)

I know Azza. Steven Beale.
He does have cool hair though. I think Zooo is a floppy hair lover.
Which I must add, is horny on a geezer.

Floppy hair? I thought anything floppy would be an instant turn-off?

Sulky boy with hidden vulnerabilities + floppy hair = zooo on the go.

P.S. Re Eastenders, what the hell was wrong with rough woman who works in pub? (Why can't I remember names? I watch it every day.)

*makes a note*

This is all going down in the Homoble.

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 9:00 PM

P.S. Re Eastenders, what the hell was wrong with rough woman who works in pub? (Why can't I remember names? I watch it every day.)

Shirley. (SHE KILLED TERRY! :O :()

I dunno. Did she see something? When she was at the top of the stairs, I could have sworn she was shaking, but only very very slightly. Thought she was about to collapse down them with a stroke or something.

Quote: Aaron @ March 4, 2008, 9:03 PM

*makes a note*

This is all going down in the Homoble.

Shirley. (SHE KILLED TERRY! :O :()

I dunno. Did she see something? When she was at the top of the stairs, I could have sworn she was shaking, but only very very slightly. Thought she was about to collapse down them with a stroke or something.

I reckon she found a lump. Deano has been living in her armpit.

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