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Things that piss you off Page 977

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 10 2012, 3:02 PM BST

Harold Bishop?

Laughing out loud

Mmm.. Madges fadge

Quote: DaButt @ June 10 2012, 4:27 AM BST

I would like totally loan you the gun of your choice.

I think you've brainwashed me. I've always been against guns and here I am wanting to borrow one.

*Wants to ask Dabutt to borrow a gun to shoot a fox, but doesn't want to upset Keewik.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 10 2012, 11:37 PM BST

*Wants to ask Dabutt to borrow a gun to shoot a fox, but doesn't want to upset Keewik.

*borrows a gun to shoot Steve* Har, har, har (as Dennis the Menace would say)

Football commentators using the adjective 'unplayable' to describe a really good footballer.

Do these people know nothing about European Soccerball?

Haha

No I did used to get worried about all the foxes around as we recently got two little Cats.
I've realised the Cat's are a lot less worried than me.

I used to think that foxes ate cats but somewhere I've read that this is a myth. Anyway, they prefer the defrosted meat I supply. :D

I have never personally heard of one time where that has happened.
Have heard dozens of stories of dogs attacking cats, but never foxes. It is something you would think would happen, though.

Foxes and cats are probably too evenly matched in their badassery. It's not worth the effort when a bin puts up way less of a fight.

They definitely seemed to me like they were stalking them a few times.
But there's lot's of Foxes around our way, and they always look a bit sneaky anyway.

Quote: keewik @ June 10 2012, 10:25 PM BST

I think you've brainwashed me. I've always been against guns and here I am wanting to borrow one.

I'm sitting here in my underwear giving my pistols a much-needed cleaning. Give me another 30 minutes and they're all yours.

Quote: DaButt @ June 11 2012, 12:59 AM BST

I'm sitting here in my underwear giving my pistols a much-needed cleaning. Give me another 30 minutes and they're all yours.

Oh I say can you see by the dawn's early light...

Physic on the telly "predicting" when Prince William and Princess Kate will have a baby. Apparently sometime in the next 9-12 months.

Apparently the Queen will also back a winning a horse this year.

Quote: Lee @ June 11 2012, 1:27 AM BST

Oh I say can you see by the dawn's early light...

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