British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 97

Careful Adam, you're not sounding all tolerant and liberal-y left-y at the moment.

I dare not say what's pissing me off at the moment but - f**king f**k f**kers of f**klef**k!!

You just found out that your girlfriend has a willy?

Turned out to be a bratwurst, I'm okay now though.

She is one careless eater.
I get crumbs on my shirt, but I've never dropped a sausage in my knickers.

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 8:17 PM

but I've never dropped a sausage in my knickers.

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That's a euphemism if ever I've heard one!

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Eastenders is pissing me off. Stacey's skin colour matches Bradley's hair & it hurts my eyes.

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 8:17 PM

She is one careless eater.
I get crumbs on my shirt, but I've never dropped a sausage in my knickers.

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Quote: Charley @ March 4, 2008, 8:20 PM

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Eastenders is pissing me off. Stacey's skin colour matches Bradley's hair & it hurts my eyes.

But Steven wore a dress!! hurray.

And the stereotypical bitchy vile gay came (oo er) and took the proverbial piss.

I know! How cliched are they going to make him?!

Well he's already bedded the random big black traffic warden to avoid a ticket, he's got stroppy on more than enough occasions, just happened to have a women's monthly fashion glossy on his table (entirely coincidental, of course), so erm... No, not sure there's any box they've not ticked!

That Steven is a horrid character. I mean who in their right mind, would forgive a kidnapper & attempted murderer.
The Gay guy is very camp but Eastenders needed a gay.
The soap is so anal it needs a good bit of ramming.

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 8:25 PM

I know! How cliched are they going to make him?!

I'm free!

He's cringeworthy and although I don't watch 'enders that much, he wouldn't make me tune in any more then I do now. Bring back Jim (or get better Jim) (Is Jim still alive?)...

Bring back Nick... "'ello ma'".

Nick was great! He's still alive, so they should bring him back at some point.

They do need some gays but maybe not all such flipping camp old queens!

Steven didn't mean to be nasty to Ian :( He's just misunderstood, the poor lamb. And he needs a good fu.... Ahem. Never mind. Nothing to see here.

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