Quote: zooo @ March 26 2012, 2:07 PM BST
Ah, but being a farmer would involve entering the countryside and you are too scared of nature and cows to do that.
And for good reason - everything stinks like shit - mainly because it is actual physical shit.
'Hey kids, guess where we're going for our holidays?'
'EuroDisney? Florida? Italy?'
'No, we're going to walk around the Brecon Beacons for a fortnight. Nothing stops arguments or brings a family closer together then when we're all knackered, wet, miserable, hungry and cold!'
'Wow, you are the best Dad ever!'