Quote: Nogget @ March 19 2012, 10:58 AM GMT
Similarly, I had an annoying person in front of me for the till in a shop yesterday. Half way through buying something, he wandered off and started browsing for greetings cards, leaving the rest of us having to wait behind him. When he finally came back, and was told what he owed, he said it was more than he'd expected and made her check several items back. Dozy, inconsiderate twonk.
Nooooo!!!!
I would be quite happy to never set foot in a supermarket ever again. From the easily distracted idiots hitting me with their trolleys to self service tils that constantly require assistance to dirty mofos who can't stand in a queue properly - stand behind me not beside me, you bastard! - I find the entire experience unnecessarily unpleasant, aggressive and discourteous.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ March 19 2012, 10:21 AM GMT
The over zealous lollipop lady that holds me and thousands of other drivers up every morning.
Yeah, stupid cow, you should just be allowed to drive over old ladies and children on your way to your massively important job.
Or, you could go another route that doesn't involve going past that school. But no, that might add an extra 5 minutes to your journey and if you don't hit that toilet stall at work first, then you will have to smell some other corporate drone's jobby.
So in closing, kill the Lollipop Lady, kill all the children (why not, they're not your kids) and get to work early so you can totally dominate the toilet space with your stinky poos.
Yay! \0/