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Harriet f**king Harman.

Quote: keewik @ March 12 2012, 12:08 AM GMT

Harriet f**king Harman.

I'll see your Harriet f**king Harman and raise you a Teresa f**king May.

Hey Rocker describe your favourite porn film

[quote name="Oldrocker" post="860219" date="March 12 2012, 12:13 AM GMT Harriet Harman f**king Teresa f**king May.[/quote]
F**king nightmare!

Quote: Oldrocker @ March 12 2012, 12:13 AM GMT

I'll see your Harriet f**king Harman and raise you a Teresa f**king May.

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When estate agencies close the account you are meant to pay your rent into and don't tell you.

The fact that smoking leads to a 'slow and painful death'.

Quote: JackDaniels2 @ March 13 2012, 12:42 AM GMT

The fact that smoking leads to a 'slow and painful death'.

What? You think it should be much quicker?

;) Trying new electric ones- quite good, must bee a sting?...

Well, a thought buzzing round me head.

Any and all adverts on You Tube that feature American female singer-songwriter types singing as if they are retarded 12 year old girls.

You're 27 love, stop using a child's lisp, stop writing lyrics about fairy dust / rainbows / little boxes and stop trying to make mobile phone contracts whimsical or whatever it is you're trying to flog us.

Take your coloured wooly tights down to Oxfam, buy a hat that doesn't look like a disembowelled muppet and paint your bright green shoes black. It's not 'original', it's not 'kooky', it's just embarrassing.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 13 2012, 12:59 PM GMT

You're 27 love, stop using a child's lisp, stop writing lyrics about fairy dust / rainbows / little boxes and stop trying to make mobile phone contracts whimsical or whatever it is you're trying to flog us.

Take your coloured wooly tights down to Oxfam, buy a hat that doesn't look like a disembowelled muppet and paint your bright green shoes black. It's not 'original', it's not 'kooky', it's just embarrassing.

Screw you RC, I'm older than 27!

Quote: AJGO @ March 13 2012, 1:06 PM GMT

Screw you RC, I'm older than 27!

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You're not all over every video on You Tube with 'Little Boxes'. I have to suffer 5 seconds of that song before I'm allowed to skip, it is driving me mad.

Ohhh, that song's being used on an advert on telly as well.

Quote: zooo @ March 13 2012, 1:14 PM GMT

Ohhh, that song's being used on an advert on telly as well.

Nooooo!

It is insidiously hateful in every way. I never want to hear it again.

Hehe.

I haven't seen the woman who sings it though. I shall now go and seek her out and probably be very annoyed.

Ah, the song is originally from the '60s. Don't know if the ad is using a new version or the old one.

Quote: zooo @ March 13 2012, 1:19 PM GMT

Ah, the song is originally from the '60s. Don't know if the ad is using a new version or the old one.

Sounds like a new recording to me. It's probably sung by a session musician who does annoying child voice one week and raucous soft rock chick or Celine Dion type the next.

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