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And what would you have done DaButt if another bird came and took it's place? and another and another, it could have ended in a birdbath, I mean a bloodbath :O

Haha!

Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 10 2012, 12:54 PM GMT

And what would you have done DaButt if another bird came and took it's place? and another and another

The bottle of BBs says it contains 5000. After that I'll resort to zooo's method of cursing at the stupid varmints.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 10 2012, 12:41 PM GMT

Don't do it DaButt...we'd miss you.

Laughing out loud

Quote: DaButt @ March 10 2012, 12:40 PM GMT

There is a very annoying bird in my back yard that is blaring the same annoying call every 3 seconds. If it were light outside I'd grab my BB gun and put an end to it.

Yes DaButt, as a cat owner, it is in no way hypocritical that I admonish you for wanting to get rid of a bird in your back garden. I know you just want to kill the one, but who do you think you are? A cat?

I bet you don't even want to torture the bird first or bite it's head off - you make me sick, etc.

The BBC televising the British swimming championships, like anyone gives a feck.

Quote: Oldrocker @ March 10 2012, 1:39 PM GMT

The BBC televising the British swimming championships, like anyone gives a feck.

I think the London Marathon is worse. 5 hours of people jogging. Christ.

Quote: Harridan @ March 10 2012, 1:40 PM GMT

I think the London Marathon is worse. 5 hours of people jogging. Christ.

And the ones who stand by the side of the road, applauding them as they go past, should be taken out and summarily shot.

Quote: DaButt @ March 10 2012, 12:40 PM GMT

There is a very annoying bird in my back yard that is blaring the same annoying call every 3 seconds. If it were light outside I'd grab my BB gun and put an end to it.

What's Lady Ga Ga doing in your garden?

ARF ARF ARF!!!!

Quote: sootyj @ March 10 2012, 3:00 PM GMT

What's Lady Ga Ga doing in your garden?

I would have gone straight for the pistol.

I hope you mean yours and not hers

Arf arf!

Plastic Brits in the Olympic team.

Why can't it be like football where if you've represented one country in a competitive competition you can't represent another.

Quote: AngieBaby @ March 9 2012, 11:33 PM GMT

I think I;m really unlucky with appliances though I always seem to get a dud.

Ask Charley. I'm sure she could recommend something.

Quote: Chappers @ March 10 2012, 4:34 PM GMT

Plastic Brits in the Olympic team.

Why can't it be like football where if you've represented one country in a competitive competition you can't represent another.

... you ask this like it matters

I hate peeps saying "ya know what I mean" and I detest, detest people that shake their head and say no at the same time and similar shit like nodding and saying yes and waving and saying bye,
WHY I don't need telling twice at the same time. I don't say f**k and make shagging movements. I don't say piss and squat.
I once saw someone blow on their icecream to warm it up a bit too. TWAT!!!!

Got in at 2:30am last night, managed to wake up at 10am and was pleased with myself for not screwing with my sleep patterns. Felt the need for a nap at 5pm, accidentally slept until midnight. Sleep patterns totally f**ked.

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