Quote: Stylee TingTing @ March 9 2012, 1:00 AM GMTOne day, Stylee was lost in the desert, dying of thirst. On his last legs, he came upon an old oil lamp in the sand. He gave it a rub (the lamp), and out popped..
.. a genie..
"Tell me O master" gurned the genie, "What is your greatest wish? Tell me, and I shall grant thee thine heart's desire."
"Hmmmm.." pondered Stylee. "Well.. I'd really like all wars to cease forthwith.. to establish equality between both genders and all the tribes of mankind.. to create an equal respect between flora and fauna.. and for love and peace to reign eternally throughout the world."
"Oh dear.." replied the genie. "That's the big one, isn't it? I'm afraid that's beyond my powers.. but tell me another wish, O nothingness, and I shall ensure to make it come true."
"Well.." pondered Stylee, thoughtfully. "I'd really like the effete power-posting troll known as Marc P to stop flicking his lipstick over everything he can, and finally come up with writing something.. plus.. something that's actually funny.."
"Hmmmmm.." replied the genie, rubbing his chin. "What was your first wish, again?"
That gag's older than you Stylee. There used to be posters who would rally against such recycling; I imagine Veronica Vestibule is turning in her e-grave.
really can't be bothered with people anymore. Think I will just go live in the Artic with polar bear.
OH Dear! me thinks MarcP is the least of your worries?...
