Lee,
When you're on the checkout do all the goods ever turn into little toilets like they do for that sort on the advert?
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I've not seen that advert. So I can't possible say. But yes, that does happen.
It's 9 p.m. and I'm home alone on a Friday night because all of my neighbors are in trouble for drinking beer until 3 a.m. last night. Women. 
It all kicks off again at 5 tomorrow afternoon with drinks, appetizers and 6 hours in a Hummer limo. Oh the places we'll go ...
Loved that map. But are you a misogynist man?, not really heard you say that at all, but you say you don't understand me? I don't talk in riddles to my pals? I cannot remember ever 'stream of consiencenes 'stuff?
Perhaps you are not used to the Mancunion vernacular? I hate being misunderstood and it affected me that I don' t transfer well?
OK pardon spelling chum, too tired off to sleep, glad I came up to standard once.
I'm not even sure that this post was directed at me. If it wasn't, ignore the following:
Quote: dellas @ February 11 2012, 4:18 AM GMT
Are you talking about the Boeing airliner ground track that I posted in another thread? If so, it took me 10 minutes to figure out what you were talking about.
But are you a misogynist man?
Wow. Not at all. Sometimes I have a hard time following what you're saying but I'm definitely not a misogynist. I'm actually one of those guys that women confide in because I'm "more understanding." Whatever, but the fact remains that I am not a misogynist.
Perhaps you are not used to the Mancunion vernacular?
I can handle Johnny Vegas and Ideal but those Gallagher boys ...
OK pardon spelling chum, too tired off to sleep, glad I came up to standard once.
Sleep well. I didn't mean anything by my comments, I was honestly saying that I have had trouble following your comments in the past. I'm not judging you nor complaining. I'm fairly certain that your spoken words would come across just fine and my problem is a matter of "lost in translation."
Quote: DaButt @ February 11 2012, 2:53 AM GMTIt's 9 p.m. and I'm home alone on a Friday night because all of my neighbors are in trouble for drinking beer until 3 a.m. last night. Women.
It all kicks off again at 5 tomorrow afternoon with drinks, appetizers and 6 hours in a Hummer limo. Oh the places we'll go ...
"Have you been hanging out with that terrible DaButt again? Don't lie to me I can smell the organic, Black IPA on your breath!"
Quote: Lee @ February 11 2012, 12:11 AM GMTHad customers grumbling about those Euromillions winners today. One bloke in particular complained that they shouldn't have won it because and to quote "It makes me sick. He looks like a computer geek and would only spend it on video games and computers". To which my colleague replied "No, I think he's a painter and decorator like you and will carry on with the family business." "Oh." I customer replied. "Inyerface!" I wanted shout.
Are your customers aware you're a comedic genius? Mercilessly oberving recording, disecting and satirising their every move.
Dabutt, thanks for reply, your map, surely meant that' Boeing' 19 hr flying? what else could it be? you must be joking that you couldn't understand that?
Anyway, you thought I can be understood once so happy with that.
Nice that women trust you, I wonder if they had seen your references to porn and stuff that you put on here if they would feel the same?
That is all we have to go on here to 'judge' someones character, do you understand this basic dichotomy?
I enjoy your interesting technical reports, so do more please! 
Most people I know think I am very cogent, lucid and maybe I use too much florid language that they don't understand! 
Quote: dellas @ February 11 2012, 9:27 AM GMTI wonder if they had seen your references to porn and stuff that you put on here if they would feel the same?
Maybe they're not so shallow?
It's a very different world out there nowadays dellas. Women are allowed to look at and reference porn too.
I think DaButt made an inuendo joke about ejaculating on his keyboard.
It was rather amusing.
Quote: sootyj @ February 11 2012, 9:01 AM GMT"Have you been hanging out with that terrible DaButt again? Don't lie to me I can smell the organic, Black IPA on your breath.
The sad reality is that they were partying with the new neighbors and nobody called to let me know. 
Quote: sootyj @ February 11 2012, 11:02 AM GMTI think DaButt made an inuendo joke about ejaculating on his keyboard.
It was rather amusing.
You probably found it amusing because it was a classic Sootyfication joke.
Aaah DaButt I'm drinking surgical alcohol and watching rats fight cockroaches in my batchelor pad.
Your more than welcome to join me, especially as you describe my humourous stylings as "classic"
Bring your own bucket though.
Quote: dellas @ February 11 2012, 9:27 AM GMTDabutt, thanks for reply, your map, surely meant that' Boeing' 19 hr flying? what else could it be? you must be joking that you couldn't understand that?
Nice that women trust you, I wonder if they had seen your references to porn and stuff that you put on here if they would feel the same?
You merely mentioned the word "map" without directing it at anyone. I'd posted the airplane image many hours earlier in a completely different thread. Judicious use of quoting, done in the appropriate thread, would have made your meaning clearer.
As for the women I know, it's safe to say that their senses of humour sometimes run just as raunchy as mine. They probably watch more porn than I do and they certainly don't think I'm a misogynist.
Quote: DaButt @ February 11 2012, 11:39 AM GMTAs for the women I know, it's safe to say that their senses of humour sometimes run just as raunchy as mine. They probably watch more porn than I do
Funny you should say that. I share my apartment with two mainland Chinese women and they watch heaps of porn. China's so-called Sexual Revolution doesn't seem to have made significant inroads into rural China, where sex is regarded as being for procreation and an uxorial duty. My flatmates had hitherto been unaware of cunnilingus, threesomes and other stuff. No sooner do they watch some disgusting act of filth than they want to try it out themselves. Revolting.
Try it out with whom?
Quote: sootyj @ February 11 2012, 12:10 PM GMTTry it out with whom?
I already have the burden of teaching them English, swimming and table manners.