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Got up an hour too early for work today. Didn't realise it was Sunday until I was halfway there! Teary

Too early, frosty and Sunday. Those Piss Me Off!

Quote: Lee @ January 28 2012, 9:28 PM GMT

Why is it that things that specifically list themselves as FREE on the internet, you inevitably always have to end up paying for?

Like software? Funny thing is, there is genuinely free stuff available, but I can never find it using the search term 'free'. What we need is a stronger word than 'free' which means it really is free.

Maybe 'four'.

Lol. Open source is a good term. Freeware is another.

Quote: Lee @ January 28 2012, 10:49 AM GMT

A whole country: slammed!

No, not my intention. Much that is fascinating, including grim recent history. Just some of the expats there are a bit obnoxiously boring and unpleasant.

They spoil it for everyone. See North America, Australia, Spain, South Africa, Indian...

Quote: Lee @ January 29 2012, 2:56 PM GMT

They spoil it for everyone. See North America, Australia

Don't think we're allowed to call them expats anymore, I think they prefer to be called 'Injun Murdering Nutty Religious Rejects' and 'Scumbag Prisoners' respectively.

My mistake.

Those software links that say: "Free Download".

Well.. yeah.. but after download you need to install.. and that's often where you get the "Pay" window.. grrrrrrrrrrrr..

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ January 29 2012, 8:45 PM GMT

Those software links that say: "Free Download".

Well.. yeah.. but after download you need to install.. and that's often where you get the "Pay" window.. grrrrrrrrrrrr..

Quote: Lee @ January 28 2012, 9:28 PM GMT

Why is it that things that specifically list themselves as FREE on the internet, you inevitably always have to end up paying for?

THIS POST IF FREE FOR 30 DAYS.

AFTER THE TRIAL PERIOD THERE IS A SUBSCRIPTION FEE OF £29.99P/M. YOU CAN OPT OUT OF THIS TRIAL AT ANY TIME, ALTHOUGH WE WONT MAKE IT EASY. NO FUCKING WAY. TO CANCEL YOUR ACCOUNT PLEASE DIAL THIS PREMIUM NUMBER WERE YOU WILL BE PUT ON HOLD FOREVER. YOU CAN ALSO APPLY FOR CANCELLATION ON LINE FOR FREE. BUT NO FUCKER HERE WILL EVER CHECK THE EMAIL. SO DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH. BY THE WAY, WHILST YOU'RE READING THESE T&C I'M CLIMBING IN THROUGH YOUR BATHROOM WINDOW, WHERE I WILL PEE INTO YOUR WASH BASIN AND WIPE MY PENIS ON YOUR FLANNELS. IF I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH TIME I WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR BEDROOM AND SNIFF YOUR WIFE'S DIRTY KNICKERS, WHILST MASTURBATING ON YOUR BED. IF I'M FEELING REALLY LUCKY, I WILL CREEP DOWNSTAIRS AND HEAD FOR THE KITCHEN WHERE I WILL RAID YOUR FRIDGE AND MAKE MYSELF A SANDWICH. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HAM. THAT'S OKAY, I WILL HAVE CHEESE BECAUSE I SEE YOU HAVE THAT NICE CHUTNEY YOU GOT ON HOLIDAY WHILST YOU WERE IN THE COTSWOLD... OH, SHIT THE DOG HAS SEEN ME... HAHA THAT TICKLES! HE'S LICKING THE SEAMAN OFF MY TROUSERS FROM WHEN I MASTURBATED OVER YOUR PANTIES EARLIER. OK BEFORE I LEAVE I WILL JUST SNEEZE IN YOUR BISCUIT TIN AND COUGH IN YOUR BUTTER AND BECAUSE I LIKE YOU I WILL TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR COFFEE TABLE. OK, I WILL LEAVE NOW. WILL SEE YOU IN COURT WHEN YOU CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE SUBSCRIPTION PAYMENTS. CHOW XXX

Much Wenlock.

What did the village where the modern Olympics were founded ever do to you?

Quote: sootyj @ January 30 2012, 9:11 AM GMT

What did the village where the modern Olympics were founded ever do to you?

I have to go there this week and it's out of my way. Still, I might see Wenlockian, or whatever he's called.

You could do a big sarcastic run down the high street, thus mocking their history?

(but I wouldn't do a Paula Radcliffe you'll get arrested).

Quote: dannyjb1 @ January 27 2012, 5:16 PM GMT

TTPYO : People who like\pretend to like things BECAUSE other people don't.

(I want to make the clear distinction here that I don't include People whol like stuff AND other people don't).

Normally muso snob types.

In High School I had a few friends who were like this. If whatever it was they liked became popular they would either suddenly dislike said thing or insist on telling everyone that they discovered it before it was popular.

Quote: reds @ January 30 2012, 1:47 PM GMT

In High School I had a few friends who were like this. If whatever it was they liked became popular they would either suddenly dislike said thing or insist on telling everyone that they discovered it before it was popular.

I discovered tree's before they were poplar???

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