I think sooty's list may read thusly:
1.) Sootyj
Things that piss you off Page 755
He did say 'we'.
Perhaps that was him and his alter ego?
I once read Proust, so can I stay? (or, to be exact, may I stay?)
Quote: zooo @ September 17 2011, 12:19 AM BSTI think sooty's list may read thusly:
1.) Sootyj
Well that's SOOTY, I am SOOTYJ.
With a J, a J damn it.
You're on my enemys list now Zooo.
Top of the list in green ink.
I put a j on one of themmmmmm!
When robots stop working.
Sorry Zooo but the green ink is permanent.
You're just going to have to hope others replace you and push you down the list.
Quote: Craig Robertson @ September 18 2011, 9:24 AM BSTWhen robots stop working.
Any particular Robots?
'The cheque's in the post'. Particularly when the bloody book that was delivered early is now on the bookshelves.
Pay me. I have a teenager to feed.
Quote: Leevil @ September 15 2011, 11:36 PM BSTI'm not sure why someone would protest against fresh air?
The point is it's not fresh!
muppets green album.
Dreadful, the poor Muppets 
It's like an assault on music itself.
Quote: keewik @ September 17 2011, 10:23 PM BSTI once read Proust, so can I stay? (or, to be exact, may I stay?)
Do you really excist?
What part of 'no thank you' do cold calling sales reps at my front door not understand.
Despite there being a sign on the gate and on the door telling them we don't accept them, they still come and try to get their 'speel' out to me.
The second and very loud and threatening 'NO' usually works but it is wearing.
I say "no thank you, good luck", smile and close the door, regardless of whether they are still speaking.
Yes, I say "No, thank you" and close the door.
Whereas my father (not-in-law) goes f**king mental. He works for a company that deals with the rules and regulations for all this sort of stuff. So he knows everything by the book. Who are you? Who do you work for? How did you get my name and phone number? He screams and waves his walking stick. He retires on Friday.