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Things that piss you off Page 753

Quote: Alicia Munoz @ September 4 2011, 3:52 AM BST

UGH. and besides that: AIR CONDITIONING!!!

I agree - totally. I had a cold for three weeks after working with someone who insisted on having it on all the time. When I'm on my own I switch it straight off.

Agreed. Can hear the susurration of Legionnaires' creeping through the vents whenever air conditioning is on.

I bloody love air conditioning.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 15 2011, 11:26 PM BST

I bloody love air conditioning.

Same here!
Wish everywhere had it.

Conditioned air tastes nicer. Not so great in open plan Offices though with geeky workers.

It must be a woman thing - but you're both only young!

iPhone autocorrected germy to geeky.

I'm not sure why someone would protest against fresh air?

Quote: Leevil @ September 15 2011, 11:36 PM BST

I'm not sure why someone would protest against fresh air?

Becuase it's getting fresh obviously.

Damn cheeky air!

Quote: Leevil @ September 15 2011, 11:36 PM BST

I'm not sure why someone would protest against fresh air?

Sometimes fresh air isn't cool enough.

Quote: zooo @ September 15 2011, 11:39 PM BST

Sometimes fresh air isn't cool enough.

Sorry, that was a question to David's statement that air conditioning pisses him off. Surely colds piss you off?

Ohh.

Quote: Chappers @ September 15 2011, 11:32 PM BST

It must be a woman thing - but you're both only young!

*Clears throat* (Probably due to breathing in other people's recycled coughs)

Riley tried to sign off yesterday and duly called the number on the little green booklet. The conversation went something along these lines...
"And where is your new job?"
"I haven't got a job. I'm starting a course at university. Today."
"Well, I can't sign you off over the phone. You have to come into the office or send in the booklet."
"But why can't you sign me off now? I don't want to claim benefit and I don't have time to come into the office as it's an hour's round trip."
"Because this line is only for people who've found work."
"But it's the same computer system, isn't it?"
"Yes, but I'm only here to sign off people who have found work."
"So, rather than putting the information on the system now, I have to entrust the booklet to the post and my details will get changed sometime next week?"
"Correct."
"You could have amended my claim in the time we've been talking."
"No I couldn't because you need to send the booklet in."
At that point Riley gave up and went to induction. Why do they have to make things so difficult?

Mental f**king internet knobheads. Why are they almost always women? Why can't they f**k off to a mental forum? Is there one of those? There could be. We'll send them over there.. like Australia!

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