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Things that piss you off Page 73

Half of very little. Hmmm...

Why would anyone give a toss what Guardian readers think?

I'm a Guardian reader and my thoughts are top notch!

Not knowing what I've forgotten, but knowing I've forgotten *something*

To put a shirt on?

Banks. Especially ones who have a system glinch and think you've reported your card stolen. Oh the fun I've had today!

Wires.

Separate them with a steel wall and they will still find a way to tangle round each other.

Oh my god I HATE banks. Nothing good EVER comes of me going in there.

I hate Banks too!!!!!!!!!!

I don't want to pay your unfair fines! Fook off!!!

I'm seriously considering taking my money out and keeping it under the f**king mattress.

Seriously, what good do banks actually do us?

I wish more online shops would use those top up cards thingies, then I could get rid of the bugger!

Quote: zooo @ January 24, 2008, 10:55 PM

I'm seriously considering taking my money out and keeping it under the f**king mattress.

What is this, Ken Dodd school?

Quote: zooo @ January 24, 2008, 10:55 PM

Seriously, what good do banks actually do us?

Interest.

Quote: zooo @ January 24, 2008, 10:55 PM

I'm seriously considering taking my money out and keeping it under the f**king mattress.

Seriously, what good do banks actually do us?

Give your money to me, i'll take good care of it for you, honest :$

I don't have enough in there to get any interest. :(

But I have just remembered I couldn't order anything online without my lovely fluffy bank, so I retract all previous keeerazy statements!

My bank isn't normally too bad compaired with my last one but today has just been torture.

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