Quote: David Chapman @ January 22, 2008, 7:31 PMDo you mean women? It's so you've got ready made extentions.
Ewwwwww! Glue too.
No seriously I have no idea on the purpose for nasal hair. Its just pointless.
Things that piss you off Page 72
To wake you up when spiders crawl up your nose in the night.
Sleep well. 
I live in the middle of no where and regularly get mice/rats coming in the house and last week woke up to what can only be decribed as a small army of rats coming forth from beneath the floor boards to ransack my kitchen cupboards...why I was in the kitchen sleepin is another story for another day but the moron polish builders havent bothered to put any thing under the house so my under floor heating is a nice bed for vermin....
You need a short holiday Gavin - whilst professionals pump 'special gas' down below your floor.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Surely some agreement could be arranged. A treaty!
A treaty for mice... You mean like a little piece of cheese?
More like a wine and cheese party!
Blood tests 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 23, 2008, 6:41 PMSurely some agreement could be arranged. A treaty!
Have you never seen Mousehunt?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 23, 2008, 7:18 PMBlood tests
Blood tests are great fun!
Quote: Aaron @ January 23, 2008, 7:56 PMHave you never seen Mousehunt?
Blood tests are great fun!
Yes! When you're the one holding the needle 
Child pornography laws.
People who waste their time writing on here when they could be doing something creative.
Right - Radio 2 is going off. Smartarse comedy from David Quantick. I f**king hate him. So I've put a Yardbirds CD on.
Do something intellectual. Watch Newsnight, don't listen to pooey music.
Quote: Aaron @ January 23, 2008, 11:18 PMDo something intellectual. Watch Newsnight, don't listen to pooey music.
I'm doing something intellectual. I'm writing on here.
And by the way - THE YARDBIRDS ARE NOT POOEY!
If it wasn't for them you wouldn't have half the good music from the last 40 years.