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Eurgh, the English masses.

Stuck in a hot lift/elevator with a bunch of stereotypical Americans or stereotypical Brits?

I'm talking both parties being loud, fat and sweaty.

One lot would be concealing a cheeseburger, the other lot might be concealing a kettle and some tea.

Americans over Brits any day.

"This country's gone to pot!"

...

"Hey, I've got some pot!"

I'd probably just choose to end my life. Being stuck with a 'typical' group of any Western country would probably be absolutely horrific.

Quote: Leevil @ June 27 2011, 3:38 PM BST

"This country's gone to pot!"

...

"Hey, I've got some pot!"

Ah man I thought it was an actual pot I had much cooking to do.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 27 2011, 2:47 PM BST

She's engaged.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Leevil @ June 27 2011, 3:38 PM BST

"This country's gone to pot!"

...

"Hey, I've got some pot!"

Second one please.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 27 2011, 3:40 PM BST

I'd probably just choose to end my life. Being stuck with a 'typical' group of any Western country would probably be absolutely horrific.

Agreed. I would choose some Japanese people I think. They seem nice. And small.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 27 2011, 3:40 PM BST

I'd probably just choose to end my life. Being stuck with a 'typical' group of any Western country would probably be absolutely horrific.

Although being stuck in a tight place with a bunch of Eastern men wouldn't be too ideal either if you've seen those weird crowded train videos. Errr

Quote: zooo @ June 27 2011, 3:41 PM BST

Agreed. I would choose some Japanese people I think. They seem nice. And small.

See above post.

I haven't and indent want to, Leev!

They do crush into tubes a bit tight. But is slightly more civilised than people from those countries who hang off the outside of rickety buses and hold chickens.

[/zooo's extensive knowledge of the world]

Well there is the squeezing issue. But my first thought was the slightly rapey wondering hands thing. Not to slag off a whole race. I love the Japs. They are the best. :) (well apart from the rapey ones)

Quote: Gavin @ June 27 2011, 3:28 PM BST

Football jersey wearing traffic cones for hats shouting oi oiiiii, getting into fights with their shadows. Yupthat's us.

They're usually carrying one of the huge drinks that hang around their necks, too.

The women are a little tougher to finger, so to speak. Older moms aren't too difficult but the young ladies require a keener eye. I think I'm no better than 60% in my predictions.

I shall continue to hone my skills.

Time well spent Randy. Time well spent...

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