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Things that piss you off Page 71

If that's what 'love' smells like, I have great sympathy for your girlfriend.

Why do your farts smell of plastic?

Quote: Aaron @ January 18, 2008, 5:17 PM

If that's what 'love' smells like, I have great sympathy for your girlfriend.

So do the police and social services Laughing out loud

Quote: EllieJP @ January 18, 2008, 5:18 PM

Why do your farts smell of plastic?

Cos I eat crayons

Quote: EllieJP @ January 18, 2008, 5:18 PM

Why do your farts smell of plastic?

More to the point, why does your love smell of plastic? Have you been shoving things up there again?

Quote: ajp29 @ January 18, 2008, 5:19 PM

I eat crayons

Does that mean you shit rainbows? :O

Quote: Aaron @ January 18, 2008, 5:20 PM

Does that mean you shit rainbows? :O

I wish but i think Ruby does judging by her avatars :)

I wouldn't have called those "rainbows".

That California advert.

So as a Noob to this forum the first 3 threads I see are "things that piss you off", "Cats" and Women".

I'm making no judgements here...

We're all friendly kitties at heart. :)

Maow.

Quote: Lurkio @ January 22, 2008, 1:11 PM

So as a Noob to this forum the first 3 threads I see are "things that piss you off", "Cats" and Women".

I'm making no judgements here...

Well that's quite tame - you should check out the "best dumping session!" :)

And welcome Lurkio...getting lurking round the forums!

Why do we have nasal hair?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 22, 2008, 1:27 PM

Well that's quite tame - you should shouldn't check out the "best dumping session!" :)

Quote: Charley @ January 22, 2008, 2:23 PM

Why do we have nasal hair?

It's where women keep their false eye lashes :P

I shaved my hair off because I was getting a bit paranoid that I was going bald. But actually I don't think I am. Not that much that it warrants me shaving my hair off anyway. I don't think a shaved head suits me...I dunno. Wish I hadn't done it now. Huh?

Quote: Charley @ January 22, 2008, 2:23 PM

Why do we have nasal hair?

Do you mean women? It's so you've got ready made extentions.

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