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Quote: DaButt @ May 28 2011, 6:52 PM BST

The amount of yeast is dependent upon the amount of food available to it. Whisky, for example, begins life as a form of beer (malted grain, water and yeast) before it's distilled and aged.

Whatever. Point is, beer tastes like shit.

Quote: chipolata @ May 28 2011, 7:21 PM BST

Whatever. Point is, beer tastes like shit.

Someone needs to have his tongue recalibrated.

Quote: DaButt @ May 28 2011, 7:35 PM BST

Someone needs to have his tongue recalibrated.

This.

Beer DOES taste disgusting though!
I bet you had to train yourselves to like it, and thought it was rank the very first time.

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2011, 7:41 PM BST

Beer DOES taste disgusting though!

True, I can't believe people drink it.

Nobody actually likes beer. The only people who pretend they do are men insecure about their manliosity. Fact.

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2011, 7:41 PM BST

Beer DOES taste disgusting though!
I bet you had to train yourselves to like it, and thought it was rank the very first time.

I didn't like it when I was 5 but I acquired a taste for it by the time I was 12 or 13.

It's not like liquor is any better for first timers.

Men who don't drink beer have no manliosity to begin with and probably have a drawer full of frilly, pink underwear that they like to prance around while wearing.

5?
12?
You naughty boy.

Quote: DaButt @ May 28 2011, 7:48 PM BST

It's not like liquor is any better for first timers.

Now that is true.

Quote: DaButt @ May 28 2011, 7:48 PM BST

Men who don't drink beer have no manliosity to begin with and probably have a drawer full of frilly, pink underwear that they like to prance around while wearing.

Laughing out loud

To add to that. They are also obviously sexual deviant. Fact.

Quote: DaButt @ May 28 2011, 7:48 PM BST

Men who don't drink beer have no manliosity to begin with and probably have a drawer full of frilly, pink underwear that they like to prance around while wearing.

Quote: Gavin @ May 28 2011, 7:50 PM BST

To add to that. They are also obviously sexual deviant. Fact.

Thank God it's not just me.

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2011, 7:49 PM BST

5?
12?
You naughty boy.

Fathers like to give their young sons a taste of beer, mainly to laugh at the look of disgust on their faces.

By the time I was 12 we took advantage of the CB radio fad and ordered beer from strangers. Thanks, Honkey Cat, wherever you are. Wave

That image just made me smile

Sigh the good old days when all a child molester need was 6 cans of Colt 45, a Chevy and a CB

A case of Miller for us and a six-pack for Honkey Cat. Then we'd retreat to our tree fort and get drunk while looking at our pilfered porn mags. No molestation involved.

It's like the f**kin' Little Rascals

I just got hairy young

Quote: Nogget @ May 28 2011, 1:54 PM BST

Also, in a public place like a supermarket, people who walk very slowly through a door and then stop to chat to their mate, blocking the door for everyone else. Supermarket trolleys should be fitted with car horns* to 'parp' them out the way.
*Or cow horns.

How about people who stand at the tops or bottoms of escalators while deciding where to go. Just take two steps and move to the side while you while yur deciding which direction you want to go.

How about the people in supermarkets who leave there trolleys in the middle of the isle. Tuesdays at my local supermarket seems to be the designated day for this.

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