Quote: Chappers @ May 13 2011, 4:58 PM BSTI'm sure he'll come to you. He is a very nice Christian you know.
I know, but how would I fit the rest of the audience into my house? I don't have enough ice cream for the interval either.
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Work! 2 Weeks before a massive rollout and the project manager is on jury duty and my boss has been signed off for the next couple of weeks with a virus. Sounds like an excuse to me.
Obama referring to the Queen of ENGLAND. Has he heard of Britain? Mind you, I can do without the old hag.
(b) bloody volcanos as my older wean is supposed to be flying home this weekend.
Quote: AngieBaby @ May 18 2011, 6:13 PM BSTWork! 2 Weeks before a massive rollout and the project manager is on jury duty and my boss has been signed off for the next couple of weeks with a virus. Sounds like an excuse to me.
Have a menstrual episode in the tearoom (best strategy I can think of).
Quote: Will Cam @ May 23 2011, 10:19 PM BSTHave a minstrel episode in the tearoom (best strategy I can think of).
Put on boot polish and sing show tunes is your solution to everything!
Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2011, 10:21 PM BSTPut on boot polish and kicking my fat arse is your solution to everything!
Yep.
Quote: keewik @ May 23 2011, 10:16 PM BST
She's the queen of a f**k of a lot more places than Britain, jock.
Hey Will spell the word pay
Quote: Will Cam @ May 23 2011, 10:26 PM BSTYep.
Ha you tard!
I've never heard anyone call her the 'Queen of Britain'.
Quote: zooo @ May 23 2011, 10:36 PM BSTI've never heard anyone call her the 'Queen of Britain'.
I only ever refer to her as Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories, Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 23 2011, 10:36 PM BSTI only ever refer to her as Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories, Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
Come on, Sooty - do your worst/best with this.
Quote: keewik @ May 23 2011, 10:39 PM BST
Come on, Sooty - do your worst/best with this.
My lawyer has informed me that if you say that to me with out any pants again.
I can have you chemically castrated.
So watch it mush!
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 23 2011, 10:36 PM BSTI only ever refer to her as Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories, Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith and Queen of my heart, hurry up and die Phil I want to knight Queen Lizzle with my pork shizzle
That's treason!
Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2011, 10:46 PM BSTMy lawyer has informed me that if you say that to me with out any pants again.
I can have you chemically castrated.
So watch it mush!
That's treason!
??? 
Nothing to castrate.
Then what the hell were you waving at me?
If I reply to this I'll regret it.