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Quote: Nigel Kelly @ March 11 2011, 3:36 PM GMT

A half pint of Guinness? Ya big gay homosexual fruit merchant. I bet you it was a gay bar and you said, 'Half a pint of Guinness please and some anal sex' to the burly droopy-moustached bartender. :P

A gay bar? At lunchtime? In Islington. Probably.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ March 11 2011, 3:36 PM GMT

A half pint of Guinness? Ya big gay homosexual fruit merchant. I bet you it was a gay bar and you said, 'Half a pint of Guinness please and some anal sex' to the burly droopy-moustached bartender. :P

It was that kind of talk that got you banned from the Salvation Army

Quote: sootyj @ March 11 2011, 6:02 PM GMT

The number of stoats that knock that thin, bitter, mettalic mess into a cocked hat.

???

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Quote: DaButt @ March 11 2011, 5:58 PM GMT

You are dead to me.

We've covered this before, but all beer, ale and lager is rubbish.

Quote: chipolata @ March 11 2011, 6:23 PM GMT

We've covered this before, but all beer, ale and lager is rubbish.

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Quote: DaButt @ March 11 2011, 6:27 PM GMT
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:D

Nice looking cat!

That stoat is f**king cute.

It looks it's telling some scrapping badgers to settle down like.

Quote: DaButt @ March 11 2011, 6:27 PM GMT
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Mmm shaved pussy.

Just sat on wrong my coccyx. :(

*awaits "amusing" requote*

Quote: Nat Wicks @ March 11 2011, 6:37 PM GMT

That stoat is f**king cute.

<3 Agreed.

Quote: Leevil @ March 11 2011, 7:01 PM GMT

Just sat on a nice Comfy Chair. :)

I'm no SootyJ, I'll give me that

>_< Nothing to record friday night?, so quiet now, nothing live, very boring TV just have to go to bed, maybe, there is somat on bbc I .Player??
Goodnight cruel world.

Quote: sootyj @ March 11 2011, 6:02 PM GMT

Guinness/../ thin, bitter, mettalic mess

There's more than one sort of Guinness, and while I recognise your description of the stuff that gets served in English pubs, it's not representative of all their output; although personally, I would always choose an alternative stout anyway.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 11 2011, 8:00 PM GMT

I'm no SootyJ, I'll give me that

:D

Snow. Bloody snow. Again. I'm sick of it disrupting my life.

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