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Quote: zooo @ February 26 2011, 11:47 PM GMT

Well I'd be hoping they'd keep 'em warm, or I'm sending them back! And they are definitely unhealthy and terribly bad for you, but obviously not tasteless, or no one would eat them.

I quite like crap food. Like hotdogs from grimy men in vans. And I'm usually quite fastidious.

I fecking love a cheap hotdog.

Hardly ever eat them from vans though, as eating messy food in public doesn't ever end well for me. Or my shirts.

Quote: chipolata @ February 26 2011, 11:51 PM GMT

Like hotdogs from grimy men in vans.

*waits for sootyj to bastardise post*

Quote: zooo @ February 26 2011, 11:54 PM GMT

I fecking love a cheap hotdog.

Best thing about cinemas. And Ice Blasts.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 27 2011, 12:04 AM GMT

Best thing about cinemas. And Ice Blasts.

I hate people eating in cinemas. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP! I can't hear the dialogue! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!

Oh yes. I never eat during the movie- I get there early so I'm done munching by the time the movie starts :)

Squinting at all the off topic posts in the Ken Dodd thread.

*chalks up 2nd "last post" on a thread pre-locking*

Who'd have thought Ken Dodd would be the one, though?

I was pissed off as I'd made a very on topic contribution to the Ken Dodd thread that didn't work, (I now realize it had been locked while I was typing.)

When I mentioned this in what I thought was the thread I'd tried to get into (for they were similarly titled)
My post was off topic.

I don't know!
You try to stay on Topic, but everyone goes grey in the end.

*considers starting thread about Kendo*

Quote: zooo @ February 26 2011, 11:47 PM GMT

Well I'd be hoping they'd keep 'em warm, or I'm sending them back!

And they are definitely unhealthy and terribly bad for you, but obviously not tasteless, or no one would eat them.

McDonald's fries are only any good if consumed just after cooking. Not if they've been sitting in the "cooked fries" section for 10 minutes. And definitely not if they've been bagged and then delivered somewhere. As Marc P once posted a while back, you can crave McDonald's (especially when driving), but you instantly regret it. Feels so unpleasant in the stomach. Much better to buy fruit. Or a massive Toblerone bar.

Toblerones taste nice, but are altogether too pointy.

Quote: Kenneth @ February 27 2011, 1:18 AM GMT

As Marc P once posted a while back, you can crave McDonald's (especially when driving), but you instantly regret it.

Yes, Marc P's good, but it's not quite an epigram worthy of Oscar Wilde*, is it?

(*Wilde, of course, advised that 'the only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it'.)

Quote: Kenneth @ February 27 2011, 1:18 AM GMT

McDonald's fries are only any good if consumed just after cooking. Not if they've been sitting in the "cooked fries" section for 10 minutes. And definitely not if they've been bagged and then delivered somewhere. As Marc P once posted a while back, you can crave McDonald's (especially when driving), but you instantly regret it. Feels so unpleasant in the stomach. Much better to buy fruit. Or a massive Toblerone bar.

Cold Chips don't work.
Even if you reheat them, but other Potato struff is fine after a quick Zap in the Microwave.

Quote: zooo @ February 27 2011, 1:22 AM GMT

Toblerones taste nice, but are altogether too pointy.

You stick to Maltesers, dear. No sharp edges there. Console

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