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Laughing out loud

Where would the fight be held? Do you know of a suitable venue, Angie?

Well we've had the Rumble in the Jungle so hows about a Fumble in the Broom Cupboard? Boris Becker can officiate.

Quote: AngieBaby @ February 25 2011, 9:40 PM GMT

Uncircumsised or circumsised, which is better?

There's only 1 way to find out....

I thought you had meant the only way to find out would be by the knife. Whistling nnocently

Drivers who reckon I'm invisible.

Also drivers who expect me to speed up by tailgating, I do the opposite and slow right down and laugh at their angry sweary face. One day they'll probably go right into me. Perhaps, I must thank them because they're saving my life, without them I'd drive way too fast and end up in a major smash.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ February 25 2011, 4:18 PM GMT

and a rough calculation of that is

£6.85 a gallon or about $10 a gallon

Was that Imperial gallons or USA gallons?

:( Waiting on phone for reply from british gas!, my bill is £1200 for the last quarter??, cannot be correct, have supplied reading -they INCREASED IT!!.
Cant get through, listening to scratchy Mozart.............. Sick

You'll be waiting for a long time at 2:45AM.

FRICKING WISDOM TEETH. ARGH.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 26 2011, 11:03 PM GMT

FRICKING WISDOM TEETH. ARGH.

I thought you'd had them out?

No. They're growing through still, all wonky and stupid, and I am fretting about having them out. :(

Quote: dellas @ February 26 2011, 2:45 AM GMT

:( Waiting on phone for reply from british gas!, my bill is £1200 for the last quarter??, cannot be correct, have supplied reading -they INCREASED IT!!.
Cant get through, listening to scratchy Mozart.............. Sick

If you have a leak of that magnitude, don't light any candles.

I don't think I ever got wisdom teeth which is probably why I' m not very wise

Quote: zooo @ February 25 2011, 7:48 PM GMT

Why don't McDonald's!

They do in some countries. But why on earth would anyone want to eat cooling fries and those grossly unhealthy tasteless burgers?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 26 2011, 11:12 PM GMT

No. They're growing through still, all wonky and stupid, and I am fretting about having them out. :(

I had all four of mine taken out many years ago.

In hospital, under general anesthetic. Apparently they had to dislocate the jaw to get to them and then pack the holes that were left with gauze steeped in iodine.

Still, I expect things have moved on since then. . . . .

Quote: Kenneth @ February 26 2011, 11:39 PM GMT

They do in some countries. But why on earth would anyone want to eat cooling fries and those grossly unhealthy tasteless burgers?

Well I'd be hoping they'd keep 'em warm, or I'm sending them back!

And they are definitely unhealthy and terribly bad for you, but obviously not tasteless, or no one would eat them.

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