Things that piss you off Page 630

Quote: Leevil @ November 17 2010, 4:36 PM GMT

Arse!!

Just sent an email to a potential employer, well I sent about 10 of the same message because f**k-wodding HOTMAIL kept telling me I couldn't sent it right now cus the server is being a c**t. Go check my Sent folder to see it has been mailed multiple times. Gonna look like a right goon now!

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Maybe not such a bad thing to do; Ive heard that some employers get so overwhelmed with applications that they simply choose 10% of the mails to read. You might have increased your chances!

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2010, 4:43 PM GMT

Oops.
Or, kind of keen.

They'll know what happened though, they must get it quite frequently.

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Like 10 times you mean?

Ok cricket may not count as I am from scotland lol. Heres a thing that annoys me that may be valid no matter what country we are all from - Turning on the tap in the kitchen and it shoots out to fast and splashes all over you!

Quote: Spaceball1 @ November 19 2010, 12:18 PM GMT

Turning on the tap in the kitchen and it shoots out to fast and splashes all over you!

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I have this problem in my bathroom. Something's wrong with he pressure, but as I'm middle-class I can't fix it myself.

Quote: chipolata @ November 19 2010, 2:25 PM GMT

I have this problem in my bathroom. Something's wrong with he pressure, but as I'm middle-class I can't fix it myself.

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You're middle class? F**king hell.

The ongoing female vs male comics bullshit that people insist on bringing up all of the f**king time. I hate feeling the need to justify myself because of regressive poofaces. ROAR.

It's strange that I never ever get this at gigs- it's only ever over the safety of the internet that people feel obliged to show their mysogony and smallmindednes.

S'bollocks, innit.

Of course it never made me quite so angry before I started doing standup. I recognised its' stupidity, but now I can't take it anything but personally.

Maybe I should just accept that fact that I will never be as good as my penis-weilding counterparts, and I will only have the potential to be polular with fat lonely women.

Lol.
Or, just ignore douchebags.

Quote: Gavin @ November 19 2010, 2:28 PM GMT

You're middle class?

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Do you have middle-class people in Wales?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 19 2010, 2:35 PM GMT

Maybe I should just accept that fact that I will never be as good as my penis-wielding counterparts, and I will only have the potential to be popular with fat lonely women.

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I learnt to...

Quote: chipolata @ November 19 2010, 2:37 PM GMT

Do you have middle-class people in Wales?

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OF course they do! They're the ones with indoor toilets.