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Things that piss you off Page 616

Quote: Will Cam @ August 13 2010, 12:48 PM BST

The fact that this man was ever considered by anyone as being suitable for TV presenting:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-10964687

But he's a cheeky chappy!

Imagine how bad you must be to be sacked from Channel 5?

Quote: Ben @ August 12 2010, 7:11 PM BST

Do you miss the world of international stamps, Dave?

I miss the fairly reasonable regular income that it gave me.

Some arsehole who drinks in my pub has pissed me off. He always goes out and he drinks way too much. Last night, I was out with my mates and he came over and started touching are arses. So I said 'What you doing?' he replied 'You're just homophobic' so I said 'I'm not homophobc, I just don't want you touching my arse thanks'. He's also got my landline phone number and at four o'clock in the morning, he sent me one of them voice texts waking me up saying 'You're a f**ker' What a twat!!!

Quote: Jack Massey @ August 16 2010, 3:31 PM BST

Some arsehole who drinks in my pub has pissed me off. He always goes out and he drinks way too much. Last night, I was out with my mates and he came over and started touching are arses. So I said 'What you doing?' he replied 'You're just homophobic' so I said 'I'm not homophobc, I just don't want you touching my arse thanks'. He's also got my landline phone number and at four o'clock in the morning, he sent me one of them voice texts waking me up saying 'You're a f**ker' What a twat!!!

The fun a frolics of the local piss head.

Quote: Jack Massey @ August 16 2010, 3:31 PM BST

Some arsehole who drinks in my pub has pissed me off. He always goes out and he drinks way too much. Last night, I was out with my mates and he came over and started touching are arses. So I said 'What you doing?' he replied 'You're just homophobic' so I said 'I'm not homophobc, I just don't want you touching my arse thanks'. He's also got my landline phone number and at four o'clock in the morning, he sent me one of them voice texts waking me up saying 'You're a f**ker' What a twat!!!

You do seem attract this sort of trouble, Jack!

Quote: Jack Massey @ August 16 2010, 3:31 PM BST

Some arsehole who drinks in my pub has pissed me off. He always goes out and he drinks way too much. Last night, I was out with my mates and he came over and started touching are arses. So I said 'What you doing?' he replied 'You're just homophobic' so I said 'I'm not homophobc, I just don't want you touching my arse thanks'. He's also got my landline phone number and at four o'clock in the morning, he sent me one of them voice texts waking me up saying 'You're a f**ker' What a twat!!!

This is why I make sure I never become a 'regular' in any pub.

These tossers . .

http://www.stopwar.org.uk/

Any particular reason?

Quote: Ben @ August 13 2010, 1:37 PM BST

But he's a cheeky chappy!

I prefer the shortened version - C**t

Quote: Aaron @ August 16 2010, 10:19 PM BST

Any particular reason?

Not one that immediately springs to mind . . Whistling nnocently

Mind you, they were a bunch of tossers before that!

Quote: Ben @ August 16 2010, 6:47 PM BST

This is why I make sure I never become a 'regular' in any pub.

There is nothing greater than being a regular in a pub.
You get the best glasses. You can walk in on your own & know you will have someone to chat to.
The Landlady/lord have your drink poured as soon as you step through the door & you can meet friends for life. You can also stay drinking until 5am in the morning. Its just great!

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 16 2010, 11:59 PM BST

Not one that immediately springs to mind . . Whistling nnocently

Mind you, they were a bunch of tossers before that!

You've lost me.

Quote: Aaron @ August 17 2010, 12:05 PM BST

You've lost me.

Sorry it was when I let you run off the lead!

Quote: Aaron @ August 17 2010, 12:05 PM BST

You've lost me.

I thought you were refering to their stance on Tony Blair donating all profits from his book to an armed forces charity.

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