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Things that piss you off Page 608

Biros that don't work when upside down.

Quote: chipolata @ August 3 2010, 8:53 AM BST

Biros that don't work when upside down.

Well turn it the right way up! Jeez! Rolling eyes

Are you in space?

You're supposed to use a pencil, apparently.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2010, 10:20 AM BST

Are you in space?

You're supposed to use a pencil, apparently.

Mind you, we don't know that he's writing with it? ;)

Oh dear me.

So, what, you reckon he might be SHOVING IT UP HIS ARSE, then? That's a dirty thing to think.

I know, I'm so ashamed.

Then you can only imagine the burden of shame that I have to carry. Always.

Londoners on the tube at morning rush hour. It's the only time the rude Londoners stereotype plays true. So rude. I am going to start clotheslining people. IN THE FACE.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 3 2010, 10:41 AM BST

Londoners on the tube at morning rush hour. It's the only time the rude Londoners stereotype plays true. So rude. I am going to start clotheslining people. IN THE FACE.

Don't you mean tourists? Londoners are just getting on with getting to work?

No the tourists are mostly clever enough to avoid the rush hour tubes from what I've seen. It's the business types that are the worst. It's not a mallicious rudeness. It's an arrogant ruthlessness. Probably why they're London business types.

There's definitely a 'survival of the fittest' aspect to it. What annoys me is the constant shout of "Can you move down the carriage?" from people getting on the overground. I would if there was any space!

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2010, 10:20 AM BST

Are you in space? You're supposed to use a pencil, apparently.

Pencil's no good. I need something that marks permanently.

Quote: chipolata @ August 3 2010, 11:29 AM BST

Pencil's no good. I need something that marks permanently.

Your cutting wit?

Quote: David Bussell @ August 3 2010, 11:31 AM BST

Your cutting wit?

I wish I could mark people permenantly that way.

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