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Things that piss you off Page 596

I hate being called incompetent.
Honestly some people are so inconsiderate.

I'm both incompetent and inconsiderate. Cool

That's Chip.

Quote: chipolata @ June 24 2010, 10:59 PM BST

I'm both incompetent and inconsiderate. Cool

As long as you have 100 occasions of inconsiderateness to every 1 occasion of incompetence, I don't think anyone can complain. Although I think your girlfriend deserves a medal.

Quote: chipolata @ June 24 2010, 10:59 PM BST

I'm both incompetent and inconsiderate. Cool

*high-fives*

Quote: Aaron @ June 24 2010, 11:27 PM BST

*high-fives*

What is the world coming to, you're high-fiving mediocrity?

I must show solidarity with my mediocre brethren.

http://tinyurl.com/2wx6s8x

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 24 2010, 11:01 PM BST

That's Chip.

We should have theme music after someone says that.

People who write 'his' when they mean 'he's' and vice versa. Why?!

People who write loose instead of lose. Jesus!

All these bloomin' weekends!

I get really pissed off when someone says "Now don't take offence to this but".
You just know your going to be in a police cell again for the night.
I also hate the way people look at their watch like its a diary.
you
"What are you doing wednesday"
*They look at their watch*.
You
"How long before your holiday"
*They look at their watch*

STOP IT!!!!

Quote: Charley @ June 26 2010, 4:54 PM BST

I get really pissed off when someone says "Now don't take offence to this but". You just know your going to be in a police cell again for the night. I also hate the way people look at their watch like its a diary. you "What are you doing wednesday" *They look at their watch*. You "How long before your holiday" *They look at their watch* STOP IT!!!!

I always look at my watch! It gives my slow moving brain a chance to think up a lie.

Things that me piss me off:

humans

We-e-e-ll, not all of them but any that are involved with hate, unnecessary violence towards anyone or anything, those that order concrete to be laid, plastics manufacturers, oil exploration (includes the drilling and the putting into barrels or spilling into the sea thereof), anything unnatural really and especially the people who have invented/pioneered that shit. A World without hate, unnecessary violence, concrete and plastics? Yes please, why not?

Also, washing powder.

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