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Things that piss you off Page 58

Quote: Ray Dawson @ November 17, 2007, 3:37 PM

Cyclists that think the pavement is for them.

Car drivers that can't be bothered to indicate when turning. Angry

I guess you're a professional pedestrian like me.

The fact that I have done absolutely NOTHING today of any merit.

Mumbling!

Quote: David Chapman @ November 17, 2007, 4:38 PM

I guess you're a professional pedestrian like me.

Yep! we'd be in less danger walking in the middle of the road.

And bloody cyclists who go over red lights!

I try to push them over.

Quote: zooo @ November 16, 2007, 10:36 PM

Ouch!

Indeed it can be. :(

(Oh, and the apostrophe is correct, as it's a contraction. Not sure what of, mind...)

Quote: zooo @ November 17, 2007, 4:41 PM

The fact that I have done absolutely NOTHING today of any merit.

Welcome to my life.

Quote: David Chapman @ November 17, 2007, 5:18 PM

And bloody cyclists who go over red lights!

I try to push them over.

Apparently it's not uncommon for cyclists to punch pedestrians in the stomach as they go past. What kind of dim-witted f**ker would do something like that?!

YOU!

EDIT: Sorry Aaron, that's not aimed at YOU in reply to your question, lol, it's just a general 'Things that piss you off' answer.

:)

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ November 17, 2007, 7:11 PM

Apparently it's not uncommon for cyclists to punch pedestrians in the stomach as they go past. What kind of dim-witted f**ker would do something like that?!

What - punch someone in the stomach?

A cyclist probably.

Rolling eyes

Quote: Leevil @ November 17, 2007, 7:23 PM

YOU!

Teary

She touches children. ;)

Ewwwwwwwwwww! Vile lies! This comes from a guy who makes himself look like Harry Potter and lures small kiddies into his own "Hogwarts", (a shed with blacked out windows) with promises of chocolate frogs.

The more you pick on me, the more it just shows EVERYONE how much you want my attention!!!!

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Quote: zooo @ November 17, 2007, 4:41 PM

The fact that I have done absolutely NOTHING today of any merit.

If you didn't kill anybody, that's meritorious when you think about it!

Plenty have.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ November 17, 2007, 10:15 PM

Ewwwwwwwwwww! Vile lies! This comes from a guy who makes himself look like Harry Potter and lures small kiddies into his own "Hogwarts", (a shed with blacked out windows) with promises of chocolate frogs.

The more you pick on me, the more it just shows EVERYONE how much you want my attention!!!!

You're right there Rube that Aaron is definitely after you. He wants to get a notch on his headboard! ;)

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