Can I make a quip about half-brains?
No? OK.
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Quote: Aaron @ March 31 2010, 1:33 PM BSTWhat's a colour catcher?
It's like a race catcher, but a child. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 31 2010, 1:35 PM BSTIt's like the Child Catcher, but racist.
Zooo - are we sharing a brain today?
Quote: EllieJP @ March 31 2010, 1:37 PM BSTIt's like a race catcher, but a child.
Everywhere being closed because it's Easter Sunday !
I have no religion ! I want to shop !
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 4 2010, 1:24 AM BSTEverywhere being closed because it's Easter Sunday !
Brothels, massage parlours and gay saunas are all open on Easter Sundays. You think they'd take advantage of that fact and sell milk and other essentials. Why not pop down to one and ask on the off chance? 
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 4 2010, 1:29 AM BSTBrothels, massage parlours and gay saunas are all open on Easter Sundays.
How do you know that ?
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 4 2010, 1:30 AM BSTHow do you know that ?
(Clouseau accent) It iz my business to know. 
Regrettably we don't have any of those in Wolverhampton.
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 4 2010, 1:37 AM BSTRegrettably we don't have any of those in Wolverhampton.
Surely all sex is prostitution in Wolverhampton? 
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 4 2010, 1:41 AM BSTSurely all sex is prostitution in Wolverhampton?
Or beastiality.
One has to live it to know it !
Out Of Light Cometh Darkness . . .
Stan Lee popping up every Marvel bloody adaptation. What's his problem?
Quote: chipolata @ April 14 2010, 1:23 PM BSTStan Lee popping up every Marvel bloody adaptation. What's his problem?
He's old and rich he can do whatever he wants.
Quote: Paul W @ April 14 2010, 2:12 PM BSTHe's old and rich he can do whatever he wants.
I was watching Iron Man again at the weekend and when I saw his cameo my first thought was, "What's Paul Raymond doing in Iron Man?"
Tell us avbout your degenerate elderly lover.
Quote: Paul W @ April 14 2010, 2:12 PM BSTHe's old and rich he can do whatever he wants.