Things that piss me off...getting up for work!!!!!! My alarm clock nearly went out the window..but remembered it was my mobile as well at the last second. I've got all the high tech gadgets... alarm clocks that are mobiles, calanders that are computers....
Vibrators that are ... nevermind.
Quote: zooo @ November 5, 2007, 9:02 PMLike a blowjob.
Quote: David Chapman @ November 5, 2007, 10:49 PMHow many people do you perform it in front of?
Quote: zooo @ November 5, 2007, 10:56 PMDepends how many people are on the bus.
Quote: zooo @ November 5, 2007, 7:11 PMWould you eat an entire bulb of garlic for £1000?
Thanks! Done it...
Can you credit my account:
F Rage 42-17-21 08796302
Thanks Zooo!
wub you! 
Quote: zooo @ November 5, 2007, 9:02 PMLike a blowjob.
OK! Yo dude! 
I'm not sure what I've done right, but I'm not knocking it!!!
Britney Spears
Sore throats 
Wheel in the heel
That noone can actually draw as well on an Etch A Sketch as the Mini advert claims...
Tietze Syndrome. *shakes fist*
Arthritus. *shakes fist*
Shouldn't that be *tries to shake fist*?
Alzheimers *er what was i doing?*
Who am I?
Quote: Aaron @ November 16, 2007, 7:14 PMTietze Syndrome. *shakes fist*
Ouch!
(I wiki'd it.)
(I put that apostrophe in on purpose. Cos it looks stupid without one.)
Cyclists that think the pavement is for them.
Car drivers that can't be bothered to indicate when turning. 