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Things that piss you off Page 527

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 20 2009, 1:05 PM BST

I don't mind talking to people on the phone at all; it's just I don't want to explain to one of my tenants why they can't pain the living room orange, or that there will be mould if you never open the windows but dry your washing on the radiators again.

You're a landlady? And I always answer random numbers I get too curious.

Getting them at 3am is a bit scary though.

Quote: Paul W @ October 20 2009, 1:06 PM BST


Getting them at 3am is a bit scary though.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Paul you big Jessie!

Quote: Gavin @ October 20 2009, 1:06 PM BST

Then you are a better person then I.

No, I'm just a fairly gregarious person living a pretty isolated lifestyle.

Quote: Paul W @ October 20 2009, 1:06 PM BST

You're a landlady?

Yep. I've only got a couple of properties though and they're a very long term investment.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 20 2009, 1:07 PM BST

No, I'm just a fairly gregarious person living a pretty isolated lifestyle.

Ahhh, I like being on my own, so that's another thing we don't have in common lol!

Quote: Paul W @ October 20 2009, 1:06 PM BST

And I always answer random numbers I get too curious.

I Google them first incase they're a cold caller. Often you think they might be something excitng and then they turn out to be the vets telling you the dogs worm pills are ready. :(

Quote: Gavin @ October 20 2009, 1:07 PM BST

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Paul you big Jessie!

Rocking back and forth on my bed crying doesn't make me a Jessie...

Quote: Gavin @ October 20 2009, 1:09 PM BST

Ahhh, I like being on my own,

Really? I'm from a big family so always used to people round. it's weird being on my own.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 20 2009, 1:08 PM BST

No, I'm just a fairly gregarious person living a pretty isolated lifestyle.

Yep. I've only got a couple of properties though and they're a very long term investment.

That's good, when my old man kicks the bucket, I'll have a few houses too :)

Of course I'd hate to lose him Whistling nnocently

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 20 2009, 1:10 PM BST

I Google them first incase they're a cold caller. Often you think they might be something excitng and then they turn out to be the vets telling you the dogs worm pills are ready. :(

"Hi is Alan there?"

"No my names Paul I think you have the wrong number"

"You sure? This is the number I was given!"

"I promise you my friend I am not Alan"

"Hmmm ok then, Bye"

*Click*

Quote: Paul W @ October 20 2009, 1:06 PM BST

You're a landlady?

Electric Landlady, eh? Cleaning up after filthy tennants have left is not pleasant.

Quote: Kenneth @ October 20 2009, 1:18 PM BST

Electric Landlady, eh? Cleaning up after filthy tennants have left is not pleasant.

Cool Haven't had any problems with tenants and mess so far.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 20 2009, 1:11 PM BST

Really? I'm from a big family so always used to people round. it's weird being on my own.

Me to, my experience people only contact you when they want something.

Quote: Gavin @ October 20 2009, 1:29 PM BST

Me to, my experience people only contact you when they want something.

It's nice to be wanted, though.

Quote: Paul W @ October 20 2009, 1:12 PM BST

"Hi is Alan there?"

"No my names Paul I think you have the wrong number"

"You sure? This is the number I was given!"

"I promise you my friend I am not Alan"

"Hmmm ok then, Bye"

*Click*

That pisses me right off, and the ones that get shirty, and are like "Well I dialled the number correctly." Yeh you did mate you dialled my f**king number now jog on sunshine!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 20 2009, 1:31 PM BST

It's nice to be wanted, though.

Meh. :P

People who adress their favourite football teams as Us and We

Quote: Gavin @ October 20 2009, 1:31 PM BST

That pisses me right off, and the ones that get shirty, and are like "Well I dialled the number correctly." Yeh you did mate you dialled my f**king number now jog on sunshine!

Exactly, I practically got accused of stealing someones phone once - retards.

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