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Haha - I know!

Quote: zooo @ August 28 2009, 4:14 PM BST

I guess.

Why are there 50 different 'send us your gold' ads suddenly?????????
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
F**k off. Or I'll be sending you something in one of your special f**king envelopes, and it ain't gold. Angry

Cashing in on the panic of the recession. What makes me laugh is that they say the use their own melting machine (or somink) and then say, if you're not happy, we'll send your item back! Cheers, a lump of gold - rap a string around it, necklace!

I don't even have any gold, who has gold?
I have coloured shiny plastic from Top Shop.

My wedding ring is gold...that's about it though.

Quote: DaButt @ August 28 2009, 3:03 PM BST

As in a parcel of land. Most people would call it a "lot."

(I didn't make the illustration.)

A lot? Doesn't look much to me. These are both American terms I'm afraid.

I have no gold. :(

I don't want any gold either.

TTPMO - My demanding sister... "No, I won't sleep on the floor, I'm adult... I want a blow up bed." So now I have to go and buy one.

Quote: zooo @ August 28 2009, 4:22 PM BST

I don't even have any gold, who has gold?
I have coloured shiny plastic from Top Shop.

My ex loved gold - which is one of the reasons she's my ex.

Isn't gold generally used in quite a few every day objects?

I have no jewelery, oh except a watch I never wear. I hate wearing stuff.

*naked*

Quote: Chappers @ August 28 2009, 4:34 PM BST

My ex loved gold - which is one of the reasons she's my ex.

Haha.
I like diamondsssssssssss.

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

I don't know much about jewellery... I don't like the colour of gold, but doesn't some gold actually look silver?
Hmm.

Quote: zooo @ August 28 2009, 4:14 PM BST

I guess.

Why are there 50 different 'send us your gold' ads suddenly?????????
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
F**k off. Or I'll be sending you something in one of your special f**king envelopes, and it ain't gold. Angry

They look a total con. I don't have any gold jewellery, I don't like it.

I don't either... I have silver jewellery only.

When I get married, my ring will be white gold or platinum.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 28 2009, 4:44 PM BST

They look a total con. I don't have any gold jewellery, I don't like it.

It is tacky isn't it!

Don't you make your own jewellery?

That's the one, white gold! Mental. And confusing.

Quote: Chappers @ August 28 2009, 4:45 PM BST

It is tacky isn't it!

Don't you make your own jewellery?

Yip! I <3 silver and tacky plastic stuff!

Gold feels too Elizabeth Duke to me.

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