Things that piss you off Page 483

I hate flip flops. Hate the bit that goes between the toes. Not good for feet.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 11 2009, 10:45 AM BST

I hate flip flops. Hate the bit that goes between the toes. Not good for feet.

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Or my hearing. Slip slop slip slop slip slop slip slop slip slop slip slop slip slop slip slop slipslop slip slop slip slop slip slop slipslop slip slop slip slop slip slop slipslop slip slop slip slop slip slop slipslop slip slop slip slop slip slop slipslop slip slop slip slop slip slop slipslop slip slop slip slop slip slop slipslop slip slop slip slop slip slop slip...

Me too, someone bought me a pair and I can't even wear them out to take out the garbage.

I love flip-flops.

I don't like deck shoes.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 11 2009, 12:49 PM BST

I love flip-flops.

I don't like deck shoes.

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What's a deck shoe?

Sort-of posh thin-soled sneakers. Worn on boats (very rarely).

With laces around the edge. The sort of footwear men who live round here wear with pink shirts and sweaters over their shoulders and red chinos.

...whilst writing their columns for The Guardian.

Quote: Chappers @ August 10 2009, 11:36 PM BST

Is that glue

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Yes, and it gets annoying having to tell people who visit "don't mind our ugly toilet, that brownish colour is glue from when my landlord broke our toilet".

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 1:02 PM BST

...whilst writing their columns for The Guardian.

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More likely Tory MPs and minor aristos in my manor.

Quote: Scottidog @ August 4 2009, 8:31 PM BST

The f**king Dustbin men and their wagon's.

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wagons*

Quote: Leevil @ August 4 2009, 10:26 PM BST

Getting I.D'd at my local shop, when trying to buy Baccy. I knew I shouldn't have shaved my "beard" off.

Now I have no shmokes

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Then now your face looks normal, and for a moment you can be healthy.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 5 2009, 4:12 PM BST

My docs won't allow anyone in with any sniffles whatsoever. We have a lot of oldies.

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Is that in general, or right now with oink disease?

It's grown back now. *lights up*

Mmmmn... Leevil is now in flavour country.

Quote: Leevil @ August 11 2009, 2:29 PM BST

It's grown back now. *lights up*

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Did you light your match on your chin?

Quote: Gavin @ August 6 2009, 7:19 PM BST

You aint seen the gazelles. Think wart hog train collided.

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