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Quote: Aaron @ July 28 2009, 5:01 PM BST

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And does anyone actually know what it means?

I believe he's quoting the fresh stylings of a new youngster on the scene, a comic by the name of Ali G.

Quote: David Bussell @ July 28 2009, 5:04 PM BST

I believe he's quoting the fresh stylings of a new youngster on the scene, a comic by the name of Ali G.

Perhaps it's like that film Frequency and blackdahlia1 is actually posting from the past?

Quote: David Bussell @ July 28 2009, 5:04 PM BST

I believe he's quoting the fresh stylings of a new youngster on the scene, a comic by the name of Ali G.

Wow. He's well down wid da kids.

TTPYO: Incompetent Doctors dropping a dirty needle into my girlfriends foot and then blaming every other bugger in the room and not taking responsibility!
Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

Seriously?!! F**king idiot!

Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2009, 5:08 PM BST

Perhaps it's like that film Frequency and blackdahlia1 is actually posting from the past?

For real.

Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 5:12 PM BST

TTPYO: Incompetent Doctors dropping a dirty needle into my girlfriends foot and then blaming every other bugger in the room and not taking responsibility!
Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

Seriously?!! F**king idiot!

That's not good! I hate it when they don't wear gloves. Even to shake my hand.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 28 2009, 5:21 PM BST

That's not good! I hate it when they don't wear gloves. Even to shake my hand.

I always imagine you as a big air-kisser.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 28 2009, 5:21 PM BST

That's not good! I hate it when they don't wear gloves. Even to shake my hand.

She's not had the all clear yet, but going by the patients medical history she shouldn't be in any danger, plus she's a nurse whose had all the jabs. But still, that f**king twat of a doctor!

Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2009, 5:28 PM BST

I always imagine you as a big air-kisser.

:D

TTPYO: https://www.comedy.co.uk/user/blackdahlia1

When the phone rings, you pick it up, and the person at the other end is an Indian. You then know immediately it's a junk call. Is it OK to ask if they are Indian, and then apologise, say you are a racist and then put the phone down?

Quote: Bad dog @ July 28 2009, 5:36 PM BST

When the phone rings, you pick it up, and the person at the other end is an Indian. You then know immediately it's a junk call. Is it OK to ask if they are Indian, and then apologise, say you are a racist and put the phone down?

Always with the Dr Mato bashing!

Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 5:32 PM BST

She's not had the all clear yet, but going by the patients medical history she shouldn't be in any danger, plus she's a nurse whose had all the jabs. But still, that f**king twat of a doctor!

Are you able to sue doctors for malpractice in the UK? It's a major reason that our health care is so expensive, but something like that would get you tens of thousands of dollars here in the States.

I am not talking about American Indians. Besides, Dr Mato is a very nice person with her tales of the locals and her dogs.

I hate these callers who murmur away in whole sentences that you just can't hear. Yesterday I had one of these, and I just went with the flow, hearing a couple of words per sentence and questioning him on it! The gist of it was that he wanted me to go after my bank for over charging me for things. "I've never written any bounced cheques!" I shouted. I think after about 10 mins of random bizarreness he'd had enough. At one point he wanted to know if any of my friends had been charged for bounced cheques or being overdrawn. Sheesh.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 28 2009, 5:21 PM BST

That's not good! I hate it when they don't wear gloves. Even to shake my hand.

Drs are the f**king scum of the earth. I wouldn't shake one's hand.

Quote: DaButt @ July 28 2009, 5:39 PM BST

Are you able to sue doctors for malpractice in the UK? It's a major reason that our health care is so expensive, but something like that would get you tens of thousands of dollars here in the States.

I don't know but it's certainly worth looking into. I'm sure if she contracted something, there would definitely be a case. But hopefully it won't be.

Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 5:47 PM BST

I don't know but it's certainly worth looking into. I'm sure if she contracted something, there would definitely be a case. But hopefully it won't be.

Mental anguish. She can't sleep or carry on with her normal activities because she's afraid she has AIDS and hepatitis. And she can't have sex with you because of the aforementioned fears, so maybe you can get a few quid, too. :D

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