Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 2:59 PM BSTIf I was more confident, I'd like to be as rude as you.
It's important to have dreams.
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Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2009, 2:57 PM BSTOn Saturday I was walking along and I got a handful of change out of my pocket to count and some cheeky homeless bloke ran up to me and said, "Got any change, mate?" And I said, "No, sorry, I don't carry any," and carried on counting my change.
So my nomination would be, cheeky homeless blokes!
Tut tut Chips I gave someone money for chips on Friday coz he had ueven teeth and I though he might try n bite me.
Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 2:59 PM BSTHa!
If I was more confident, I'd like to be as rude as you.
Do you really think that's a mark of his confidence? And not something else? Something more sinister? Mmm?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 28 2009, 3:01 PM BSTDo you really think that's a mark of his confidence? And not something else? Something more sinister? Mmm?
Bit of both. 
Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 28 2009, 3:01 PM BSTDo you really think that's a mark of his confidence? And not something else? Something more sinister? Mmm?
Silence, Male Underling 1!
Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2009, 3:02 PM BSTSilence, Male Underling 1!
Sorry sir.
Hang on.
I mean f**k off, you feckless sauce-monkey!
(Although I genuinely wasn't trying to be rude. My defaqult reply to anybody asking for stuff in the street is, "No, Sorry" - so when he asked I immediately trotted it out without thinking.)
Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 28 2009, 3:03 PM BSTSorry sir.
Hang on.
I mean f**k off, you feckless sauce-monkey!
You just can't get the underlings nowadays!
My Russian neighbour was outside doing his morning stretches in his tighty whities again. Pissed off? Yes, and very grossed out. 
Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2009, 3:05 PM BST(Although I genuinely wasn't trying to be rude. My default reply to anybody asking for stuff in the street is, "No, Sorry" - so when he asked I immediately trotted it out without thinking.)
Ahhhh.
That is less impressive.
But nicer.
Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 3:06 PM BSTAhhhh.
That is less impressive.
But nicer.
You see? Sooooo easily impressed, aren't you, eh? Tcha!
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 28 2009, 3:05 PM BSTMy Russian neighbour was outside doing his morning stretches in his tighty whities again. Pissed off? Yes, and very grossed out.
Pissed off ?
Is that his name ?
I think that it's spelt Pistov
And I'm sure theres a joke about Che nob'll fallout somehwere there as well.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 28 2009, 3:05 PM BSTMy Russian neighbour was outside doing his morning stretches in his tighty whities again. Pissed off? Yes, and very grossed out.
Yet you couldn't drag your eyes away. It was almost hypnotic, like a blackdahlia1 thread... 
Not quite. He's in his mid-fifties with a massive stomach, like he's pregnant with a two year old. He does it right in garage doorway, which is across from my kitchen window above the sink. It's more like one of those horrific train wrecks...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 28 2009, 3:12 PM BSTIt's more like one of those horrific train wrecks...
Like I said, a blackdahlia1 thread.
Exactly.