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Jamie did that last week and confused me, so I just used a fork. Not great for ice cream...

The EU. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8118749.stm

http://www.thestage.co.uk/features/feature.php/23263/tv-review

People giving rubbish shows good reviews.

Eating al-fresco and getting plagued by flies.

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ June 27 2009, 9:06 PM BST

Eating al-fresco and getting plagued by flies.

Is that roast or fried al-fresco?

The Royal Family

The Queen looks set to ask the Government for a significant increase in her Civil List as annual accounts revealed that her reserve funds will run out by her Diamond Jubilee.
During the last financial year, the total cost of keeping the monarchy increased by £1.5 million to £41.5 million.
The Queen and the Royal Family now cost the taxpayer 69p for every man, woman and child in the country - a 3p increase compared to 2007/08

I know why I like the French. Cos they knew how to treat their royalty. Do you think they'll give me my 69p back if I ask?

I'd quite happily pay 10x that amount. I bet it's less than other countries' head of state costs. At very least it must be comparable.

TTPYO - Gnats. Unimpressed

This weather.

Life.

Danny Dyer.

Quote: Aaron @ June 29 2009, 8:27 PM BST

I'd quite happily pay 10x that amount. I bet it's less than other countries' head of state costs. At very least it must be comparable.

And if they all lost their heads tomorrow what difference would it make to you or I? Correct. None. They are obsolete. When the Queen Mum died did anything change? No. Yet she had been feted and courted all her life. She actually did nothing for this country yet we paid for her whole life.

Edit: Oh and Princess Margaret too. Unless you like paying for someone elses Tequila Sunrises.

TTPYO- Princess Margaret.

Quote: roscoff @ June 30 2009, 3:54 PM BST

And if they all lost their heads tomorrow what difference would it make to you or I? Correct. None. They are obsolete. When the Queen Mum died did anything change? No. Yet she had been feted and courted all her life. She actually did nothing for this country yet we paid for her whole life.

Edit: Oh and Princess Margaret too. Unless you like paying for someone elses Tequila Sunrises.

TTPYO- Princess Margaret.

Cool Ros you are totally right. I owe you a beer for making my day :D

Children having mouth organ's in the garden next door.

Quote: bigfella @ June 30 2009, 6:11 PM BST

Children having mouth organ's in the garden next door.

Michael Jackson is alive and well :D

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