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Things that piss you off Page 445

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 17 2009, 11:49 PM BST

She's a goth/EMO type, in her early 20's, who can't ever do kissing right and who writes terrible girly singer-songwriter songs. She's hired by strange men to come over to their houses and wash their hair whilst their wives are away. And she lives with her brother (a barber) and her mother - a Miss Haversham-type who in always in bed, reminiscing wistfully about her days in the theatre, often dressed as Little Orphan Annie.

That's just like our Robyn! :P

TTPYO: Exaaaaams. More specifically the very last exams. Not toolon, not too long.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 17 2009, 10:50 PM BST

TTPYO - Ex-boyfriends who decide to talk to you again, just to be dicks.>_<

Hug

Quote: Leevil @ June 17 2009, 11:10 PM BST

I'm sure that's the second time you've made that reference to that inclination.

What you been up to lately, Ellie?

Ha - I mean on this site.

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 18 2009, 12:14 AM BST

That is actually some details about the character I've written! It has nothing (I sincerely hope) to do with our lovely Robyn. :)

Just borrowed a name, s'all.

:$ Very glad you cleared that up, but it sounds like my life exactly.

(Really, I promise I'm kidding... Whistling nnocently )

People who drop litter in the street. C**ts.

That f**ks me off big time. Especially when they're next to a bin too!

Quote: PhQnix @ June 18 2009, 8:34 AM BST

That's just like our Robyn! :P

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 17 2009, 11:49 PM BST

who can't ever do kissing right

I'll bear that in mind!

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 17 2009, 11:49 PM BST

She's who can't ever do kissing right

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 18 2009, 12:16 PM BST

I'll bear that in mind!

A mate I went to secondary school with told me that in the first year he went back to his old primary school fete where he was asked by a girl if he wanted to 'get off with her'. Lovey He said yes, but that he didn't know what to do. Eh? She said, 'It's easy, you kiss me, open your mouth and put your tongue in.' Anyway, after a minute she pulls away and says, 'You're meant to be moving your tongue around, you know!' :P

Quote: Leevil @ June 17 2009, 11:10 PM BST

What you been up to lately, Ellie?

Ellie's a shemale? Makes sense...

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 18 2009, 12:20 AM BST

It's a nice, big, fun studio sitcom idea, which is a change for me...

Ace. :)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 18 2009, 12:16 PM BST

I'll bear that in mind!

Ah okay. In fairness you are pretty awesome at kissing. The rest is gospel though!

:$

TTPYO - The Daily Express having a bitch about our complaints over our history exam, while completely ignoring the fact that it's teachers complaining too; and disabling their comment box, because they know they're complete idiots.

TTPYO - people worrying about what the Daily Express thinks! :)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 22 2009, 1:09 PM BST

TTPYO - The Daily Express having a bitch about our complaints over our history exam, while completely ignoring the fact that it's teachers complaining too; and disabling their comment box, because they know they're complete idiots.

Oh well, it's all history now, isn't it?

Quote: chipolata @ June 18 2009, 12:08 PM BST

People who drop litter in the street. C**ts.

Angry Angry Scum bags

People who empty ash trays from their cars on to the street.

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