Depends what you refer to as "crap".
*Also puts on list packet of Rolos*
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Quote: EllieJP @ June 16 2009, 10:27 PM BSTThe diet where I don't eat crap.
Ok, that's fair enough. I just don't like those "fad" diets. 
Quote: Leevil @ June 16 2009, 10:29 PM BSTOk, that's fair enough. I just don't like those "fad" diets.
You mean anything that means you have to eat veg? 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 16 2009, 10:29 PM BSTDepends what you refer to as "crap".
*Also puts on list packet of Rolos*
We're talking take aways etc.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 16 2009, 10:29 PM BSTDepends what you refer to as "crap".
*Also puts on list packet of Rolos*
Ruby: 10% Human 10% Squirrel 80% Chocolate.
(By the way, I'm not calling you fat, my dear)
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 16 2009, 10:30 PM BSTYou mean anything that means you have to eat veg?
Well being a veggie, no. 
Quote: Leevil @ June 16 2009, 10:30 PM BSTRuby: 10% Human 10& Squirrel 80% Chocolate.
(By the way, I'm not calling you fat, my dear)
No, you are just saying I'm a chocolate scoffing hairy whore. F**k you! F**king men.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 16 2009, 10:33 PM BSTNo, you are just saying I'm a chocolate scoffing hairy whore. F**k you! F**king men.
Ah I've been here.. Lee... run... run like the wind.
It was you that called her bouncy!
Quote: zooo @ June 16 2009, 10:38 PM BSTIt was you that called her bouncy!
Not even, and I'm not going to mention what it was, still mentally scarred 
Quote: dannyjb1 @ June 16 2009, 10:37 PM BSTAh I've been here.. Lee... run... run like the wind.
Tis true. I've had men on their knees begging forgiveness because I've turned innocent comments like "I like your dress" into an offence by asking "So you don't like my clothes. Are you saying I look tarty? ARE YOU CALLING ME A WHORE?!"....
Yes, I am pure evil.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ June 16 2009, 10:41 PM BSTNot even, and I'm not going to mention what it was, still mentally scarred
To be fair, if you started crying, I would have THOUGHT about stopping....
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 16 2009, 10:46 PM BSTTis true. I've had men on their knees begging forgiveness because I've turned innocent comments like "I like your dress" into an offence by asking "So you don't like my clothes. Are you saying I look tarty? ARE YOU CALLING ME A WHORE?!"....
Yes, I am pure evil.
To be fair, if you started crying, I would have THOUGHT about stopping....
You have to admit my heroic effort at trying to back pedal...
And your cooking is AMAZING... in taste.
Years ago, me and my flatmate Adam would have mock fights in the street, seeing who could come out with the funniest insult of the top of their heads. My fave was "Herpes ridden arse biscuit with nutty butt chunks" but he still beat me with "Aids donkey rapist".
This just puts me in such a great light.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ June 16 2009, 10:49 PM BSTYou have to admit my heroic effort at trying to back pedal...
And your cooking is AMAZING... in taste.
Are you saying my food is ugly? Are you saying it's ugly like me? Are you saying I cook how I look? Are you calling me ugly? ARE YOU CALLING ME GILLIAN MCKEITH?!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 16 2009, 10:52 PM BSTYears ago, me and my flatmate Adam would have mock fights in the street, seeing who could come out with the funniest insult of the top of their heads. My fave was "Herpes ridden arse biscuit with nutty butt chunks" but he still beat me with "Aids donkey rapist".
This just puts me in such a great light.
Are you saying my food is ugly? Are you saying it's ugly like me? Are you saying I cook how I look? Are you calling me ugly? ARE YOU CALLING ME GILLIAN MCKEITH?!
*gibbers*
Don't worry, my baking never has to worry you ever again. I wouldn't want your gourmet palette offended by a cupcake with bad facial hair!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ June 16 2009, 10:55 PM BSTDon't worry, my baking never has to worry you ever again. I wouldn't want your gourmet palette offended by a cupcake with bad facial hair!
See I knew I shouldn't have brought it up.
Your baking is in a class of it's own, and tastes gorgeous... even when you use the wrong ingredients... I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't told me...
This is one of those 'learning when to stop' things you talked about isnt it?