Damn. *hides poems*
Things that piss you off Page 426
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 1 2009, 8:07 PM BSTDamn. *hides poems*
Your a girl and actually quite good you don't count
Quote: Aaron @ May 1 2009, 7:58 PM BSTSo like Gavin said, "singing a shit song over some other guy dropping a beat".
Knew you'd crawl out of the woodwork.
I'll put my wood to work on you.
Quote: Aaron @ May 1 2009, 11:34 PM BSTI'll put my wood to work on you.
It's like Carry On meets Benny Hill.
Quote: roscoff @ May 3 2009, 11:32 AM BSTIt's like Carry On meets Benny Hill.
Old?
My ******* laptop!
Supposed to be setting up a new printing system, but none of the test PCs work, and the systems guy is off on holiday. An hour wasted just to find out they're knackered. Joy. 
Quote: roscoff @ May 3 2009, 11:32 AM BSTIt's like Carry On meets Benny Hill.
Thanks! 
Crap Jamster mobile phone novelties.
Like that 'fuel gauge' battery indicator.
"Need to know if you're running on empty??! Then try the Jamster live fuel gauge".
Yeah, if only phones had some kind of battery level indicator on them as standard.
(CNN) -- Husbands are allowed to slap their wives if they spend lavishly, a Saudi judge said recently during a seminar on domestic violence, Saudi media reported Sunday.
Arab News, a Saudi English-language daily newspaper based in Riyadh, reported that Judge Hamad Al-Razine said that "if a person gives SR 1,200 ($320) to his wife and she spends 900 riyals ($240) to purchase an abaya (the black cover that women in Saudi Arabia must wear) from a brand shop and if her husband slaps her on the face as a reaction to her action, she deserves that punishment."
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/05/10/saudi.court.wife.slapping/index.html
Ha. Nice!
People who tut. If you've got a problem, say so. Don't f**king tut.
Quote: chipolata @ May 11 2009, 10:45 AM BSTPeople who tut. If you've got a problem, say so. Don't f**king tut.
The language on this one! *tut*
Quote: David Bussell @ May 11 2009, 11:02 AM BSTThe language on this one! *tut*
Actually, I don't mind Jews tutting. It's part of their cultural heritage. 