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Things that piss you off Page 407

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ March 28 2009, 12:08 PM GMT

TTPYO:
University Graduates with no life skills being employed in positions where life skills are equal to/more important than their qualifications.

You could create an entire new thread based on that truth Geoff.

Bank Managers being TOP of the list!

This server.

Planning exercises. Unimpressed

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 29 2009, 1:44 PM BST

Planning exercises. Unimpressed

Hug

Things that piss me off? That I can let wonderful things sit and gather dust under my bedside table for so long.

:O Was there a duck or something under there?

:O

*checks*

No duck. :(

Nice book though. :)

That Myleene Klass shampoo advert when she's playing the piano.

It makes me fume. :(

Yeah, it's annoying.

Whyyy?

For me, I dunno, there's just something about all those kinds of ads. I don't mind Klass in general.

I've been paticulary pissed off this weekend by scroats (or chavs as they are known now). I went to watch a non-league football match in Liverpool this weekend (how it's capital of culture I'll never know), anyway I was supporting FC United of Manchester (whose supporters are mostly Manchester United) and we were playing Marine (whose supporters are mostly Liverpool), so as you expect it was a dodgy atmosphere. But all went well, until after the match where there were some scroats who stood a safe distance away from our supporters and said 'Don't get the plane home' (making a reference to the Munich Air Disaster). Out of order and when an old supporter of FC United reacted and called them all tossers, they basically went white and ran on the bus.
But today really took the biscuit. I had a good six hour playing session of football today which was quite physical, when some scroats who play for Failsworth FC ran on our pitch and tried to take our ball (Failsworth being a total horrible area of Oldham where people are all on benefits). So as we were playing a match and these horrible 13 year old scroats ran on our pitch, we picked the ball up. To which point they started shouting abuse at us. So a mate of mine woo'd at them (a high pitch woo) to which point the scroaty Dad interfers and shouts out 'Who are you wooing at you prick' to which point he squared up to my mate, but soon backed down. The kids were still shouting abuse at us, but they couldn't come up with a come-back for my comment to them 'On a serious note, come back when you're balls have dropped' Ahhh, scroats.

>_<

Hate people messing with football games they're not involved in. Sooooo annoying.

Quote: Aaron @ March 29 2009, 9:35 PM BST

Whyyy?

I find her pretty annoying generally so it's already on a downer. Plus the music is horrendous and seeing her flick her quite frankly limp and unspectacular hair all over the show makes me nauseous rather than want to rush out and buy their shampoo. :)

Quote: JuliaC @ March 29 2009, 9:53 PM BST

I find her pretty annoying generally so it's already on a downer. Plus the music is horrendous and seeing her flick her quite frankly limp and unspectacular hair all over the show makes me nauseous rather than want to rush out and buy their shampoo. :)

Strangely enough it makes me erect. But then I am a bloke in case you were wondering.

Quote: JuliaC @ March 29 2009, 9:53 PM BST

I find her pretty annoying generally so it's already on a downer. Plus the music is horrendous and seeing her flick her quite frankly limp and unspectacular hair all over the show makes me nauseous rather than want to rush out and buy their shampoo. :)

LOL. Fair enough. I'll keep an eye out for it. :)

Quote: Jack Massey @ March 29 2009, 9:45 PM BST

But all went well, until after the match where there were some scroats who stood a safe distance away from our supporters and said 'Don't get the plane home' (making a reference to the Munich Air Disaster). Out of order

Why let it bother you? Seems a bit of a nothing really.

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