I've been paticulary pissed off this weekend by scroats (or chavs as they are known now). I went to watch a non-league football match in Liverpool this weekend (how it's capital of culture I'll never know), anyway I was supporting FC United of Manchester (whose supporters are mostly Manchester United) and we were playing Marine (whose supporters are mostly Liverpool), so as you expect it was a dodgy atmosphere. But all went well, until after the match where there were some scroats who stood a safe distance away from our supporters and said 'Don't get the plane home' (making a reference to the Munich Air Disaster). Out of order and when an old supporter of FC United reacted and called them all tossers, they basically went white and ran on the bus.
But today really took the biscuit. I had a good six hour playing session of football today which was quite physical, when some scroats who play for Failsworth FC ran on our pitch and tried to take our ball (Failsworth being a total horrible area of Oldham where people are all on benefits). So as we were playing a match and these horrible 13 year old scroats ran on our pitch, we picked the ball up. To which point they started shouting abuse at us. So a mate of mine woo'd at them (a high pitch woo) to which point the scroaty Dad interfers and shouts out 'Who are you wooing at you prick' to which point he squared up to my mate, but soon backed down. The kids were still shouting abuse at us, but they couldn't come up with a come-back for my comment to them 'On a serious note, come back when you're balls have dropped' Ahhh, scroats.