Well if you've got your fancy new rifle, you could give him a chance ala the Running Man.
Make a better job of it then this guy.
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Quote: sootyj @ December 24 2008, 6:27 PM GMTWell if you've got your fancy new rifle, you could give him a chance ala the Running Man.
No rifle yet. Perhaps I'll just slam a bottle of Jack Daniels and puke on his favorite bed instead. An eye for an eye, a puke for a puke, etc.
Or you could take a dump in his litter tray, that'd teach him.
While scrubbing the sandals I noticed a fair amount of artificial Christmas tree needles in Butch's spew. Stupid animal ...
Well if you will call a cat 'Butch'...
Quote: Aaron @ December 24 2008, 6:38 PM GMTWell if you will call a cat 'Butch'...
I got him in 1997 and this was my favorite album at the time:
Good thing you didn't buy a cat as a Sex Pistols fan.
Quote: sootyj @ December 24 2008, 6:41 PM GMTGood thing you didn't buy a cat as a Sex Pistols fan.
He lost his bollocks the same week I picked him up at the rescue shelter. 
Could have called Butch,
Can't do nothing about the bollocks?
Quote: DaButt @ December 24 2008, 6:46 PM GMTHe lost his bollocks the same week I picked him up at the rescue shelter.
Ha! Would've been Sexless Pistol then!
Being ick on Christmas day
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 25 2008, 9:53 PM GMTBeing ick on Christmas day
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 25 2008, 9:53 PM GMTBeing ick on Christmas day
issing ff etters!!
Aww poor Rubes.
Didn't totally ruin the day, did it?
Quote: Leevil @ December 25 2008, 11:39 PM GMTissing ff etters!!
Aww poor Rubes.
Ick is a word in the Rootionary. It means very poorly and in need of taking care off with lots of hot lemon and blankets.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 25 2008, 11:40 PM GMT
No but deflated it a bit.