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Things that piss you off Page 357

Quote: Gavin @ December 13 2008, 11:54 PM GMT

TTPYO. My house is full of f**king people.

Annual Christmas visit?

Well tell them to respect your house and go bang elsewhere?

I offered a firend a place to stay for couple of days and he's infecting my fortress with these things. I'm currently in the loft with a bottle of JD and a 2 bar heater avoiding them all.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 13 2008, 11:57 PM GMT

Annual Christmas visit?

I have a emergency plan for the annual visit, involving gasoline and a match.

Quote: Gavin @ December 14 2008, 12:00 AM GMT

I offered a firend a place to stay for couple of days and he's infecting my fortress with these things. I'm currently in the loft with a bottle of JD and a 2 bar heater avoiding them all.

Tell them to clear off, it's your place. I'd chuck my mate out on his ear if he treated my kindness like that.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 14 2008, 12:02 AM GMT

Tell them to clear off, it's your place. I'd chuck my mate out on his ear if he treated my kindness like that.

Well I'm having the last of the bacon in the fridge. That'll show him who's the Dawg.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 13 2008, 11:57 PM GMT

Well tell them to respect your house and go bang elsewhere?

*refer to my last post in the Santa thread*

Quote: Gavin @ December 14 2008, 12:03 AM GMT

Well I'm having the last of the bacon in the fridge. That'll show him who's the Dawg.

And get up first tomorrow and use all the milk, really put him in his place.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 14 2008, 12:05 AM GMT

*refer to my last post in the Santa thread*

*Salutes*

Did he bring some nice ladies round though?

Quote: Moonstone @ December 14 2008, 12:06 AM GMT

Did he bring some nice ladies round though?

Skanks.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 14 2008, 12:05 AM GMT

*refer to my last post in the Santa thread*

*Takes back her salute*

Quote: Gavin @ December 14 2008, 12:00 AM GMT

I offered a firend a place to stay for couple of days

*LOUD 'ERROR' BUZZER*

I piss myself off.

You know when there is a little not well person & you don't want to stare, then you feel rude if you do not look at all.

Well I piss myself off with my niggling doubts on what the f**k to do, in order to show that you are NOT an unwellist.

Just gawp.

& point.

Wallow in my normality infront of them.

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