Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 8:21 PM GMTWill there be a MySpace comedy contest thing next year? You might want to get writing now. If you're lucky, you might have something funny by then.
A PICTURE OF YOUR FACE!
Things that piss you off Page 352
No YOUR face.
MY FAC-No-wait a moment-
Quote: Ben @ December 9 2008, 8:41 PM GMTA PICTURE OF YOUR FACE!
You're getting 
and 
confused.
University. Full stop.
And you're not even there yet! 
Knowing the baby has been sick on you, being able to smell it but unable to find it.
Quote: Aaron @ December 10 2008, 4:19 PM GMTAnd you're not even there yet!
And probably won't be at this rate.
Whyyy? Did your brain cells escape when you sneezed?
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 10 2008, 4:20 PM GMTKnowing the baby has been sick on you, being able to smell it but unable to find it.
My kids had a knack for throwing up on the back of my jacket on the days we had dress uniform inspections. The company commander would start to chew me out and then say something like "Whether it's baby spit or bird shit, I guess it couldn't be helped" before proceeding to the next soldier.
Quote: Aaron @ December 10 2008, 4:23 PM GMTWhyyy? Did your brain cells escape when you sneezed?
I just won't get in anywhere.
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 10 2008, 4:20 PM GMTKnowing the baby has been sick on you, being able to smell it but unable to find it.
Aww, that's quite a nice smell. Like the nappies when they're breast fed and not on solids yet.
On a serious note I get really pissed off when I see children not wearing seat belts in cars. I see so many children going home from school (they should be walking anyway) unrestrained in cars whilst mum or dad is all nicely strapped into their seat.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 10 2008, 4:25 PM GMTAww, that's quite a nice smell. Like the nappies when they're breast fed and not on solids yet.
On a serious note I get really pissed off when I see children not wearing seat belts in cars. I see so many children going home from school (they should be walking anyway) unrestrained in cars whilst mum or dad is all nicely strapped into their seat.
Not when it's been lying in their stomach for a couple of hours.
Yes the seat belt thing pisses me off too.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 10 2008, 4:25 PM GMTI just won't get in anywhere.
If I can get into uni, you won't have any problems.
Quote: Aaron @ December 10 2008, 4:23 PM GMTWhyyy? Did your brain cells escape when you sneezed?
There are actually documented cases of people sneezing and literally blowing their own brains out, ie., brain tissue comes out through their nose.