Go Ben!
Things that piss you off Page 351
Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 4:57 PM GMTI take exception to that!
More than slightly...
Beat me round the head with your double-ender then.
I'll beat you something in a minute.
Quote: Ben @ December 9 2008, 4:46 PM GMTI had an ex who would only do a number two in her own house and nowhere else. I never realised this until one day we were staying in a hotel and she went and passed a solid. As she came out, I jokingly went "Phoooweee!" - then she started crying and told me her secret toilet shame.
That's amazingly common. Mad but common.
I can poo anywhere. Except in a toilet.
I had noticed that you talk a lot of shit.
Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 7:59 PM GMTI had noticed that you talk a lot of shit.
BOOM! * . . . yawn . . .* TISH!
Will there be a MySpace comedy contest thing next year? You might want to get writing now. If you're lucky, you might have something funny by then.
Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 8:21 PM GMTWill there be a MySpace comedy contest thing next year? You might want to get writing now. If you're lucky, you might have something funny by then.
Too busy working on the sitcom I have in development at a major production company at the moment.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 9 2008, 8:25 PM GMTToo busy working on the sitcom I have in development at a major production company at the moment.
Ooh, congrats and good luck!
If that wasn't made up as a quick come-back!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 9 2008, 8:25 PM GMTToo busy working on the sitcom I have in development at a major production company at the moment.
Which is why you spend all day on here.
Quote: Moonstone @ December 9 2008, 8:27 PM GMTOoh, congrats and good luck!
If that wasn't made up as a quick come-back!
Thank you, but like all these things it will no doubt stumble and come to nothing long before it reaches the screen. Yay for optimism!
Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 8:29 PM GMTWhich is why you spend all day on here.
I have an office job. Which lets you use the internet on your computer. And gives me very little work to do to fill the hours; so I find myself drawn back here increasingly. Also stops me actually getting down to work when I'm at home. There's nothing like putting things off and shooting yourself in the foot.
Then you can spend some of that time writing something funny, can't you? 
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 9 2008, 8:29 PM GMTThank you, but like all these things it will no doubt stumble and come to nothing long before it reaches the screen. Yay for optimism!
It could at the very least open some doors though, but who knows! You should be proud just to have got this far anyway, that's a big achievement in itself I think.
Anyway, keep hold of Aaron's remark just in case 
Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 8:33 PM GMTThen you can spend some of that time writing something funny, can't you?
You would think so, but then you're underestimating how lazy I am. Even when being handed a seemingly golden opportunity.