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Things that piss you off Page 347

You should do it Mr. A, there's a chicken on the other side.

Quote: Leevil @ December 7 2008, 11:27 AM GMT

You should do it Mr. A, there's a chicken on the other side.

Unless your unlucky enough to cross on th rare occasion the chicken crosses back for a random humourous object.

Yeah there's that. Scuse me, Dr. Who is at the door... yes Dr, I did call you... yes, yes there is a driving wheel stuck down my trouser... yes it is driving me nuts.

Quote: Leevil @ December 7 2008, 11:31 AM GMT

Yeah there's that. Scuse me, Dr. Who is at the door... yes Dr, I did call you... yes, yes there is a driving wheel stuck down my trouser... yes it is driving me nuts.

Laughing out loud

Idiots who call and text me at half 8 on my only lie in of the week. Thanks a lot. Who texts at half 8 in the morning ANYWAY? Angry

Teach me to leave it on.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 9 2008, 8:40 AM GMT

Who texts at half 8 in the morning ANYWAY? Angry

I don't know. Doesn't your phone have caller ID?

I know who it was. They are probably hiding now! I am proper grumpy if I don't get enough sleep! Pleased

Bit like Oscar the grouch before my first tea.

I hate phones, they are evil.

Damn! I must complain my phone doesn't have either a memorize peoples routine or let me know when people are asleep feature, curse me for trying to make you smile.

Don't know what I was thinking :P

You will be skinned and paraded in the town square.

Can I be skinned after being paraded, it's a bit nippy out.

Idiots. Twats. Snoots. The sneers. Divs.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 9 2008, 9:48 AM GMT

The sneers.

Are you a Racoon?

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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 9 2008, 8:40 AM GMT

Idiots who call and text me at half 8 on my only lie in of the week. Thanks a lot. Who texts at half 8 in the morning ANYWAY? Angry

Me. And zooo.

Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 12:18 PM GMT

Me. And zooo.

Unimpressed

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