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'cos we're all gonna getcha?

Quote: PhQnix @ November 28 2008, 4:18 PM GMT

Woohoo! Officialised, it must be true now - Ben said so! :D

Reverend Ben deems it so.

Funnily enough, I recently ordered something online from Debenhams and called myself Reverend Ben Ricketts. It was quite amusing when my mother answered the door and the courier said "Is the Reverend Ben Ricketts in?".

Quote: PhQnix @ November 28 2008, 4:18 PM GMT

You can hassle me if you want, leave Robyn alone though. :P

Goes without saying ;)

Quote: Ben @ November 28 2008, 4:22 PM GMT

It was quite amusing when my mother answered the door and the courier said "Is the Reverend Ben Ricketts in?".

Ha! That actually does sound rather good.

(Maybe even The Right Reverend...)

Quote: Aaron @ November 28 2008, 4:19 PM GMT

We are ... something, yes.

Cool. You're a member of the 'older woman' crew too!

Quote: Ben @ November 28 2008, 4:22 PM GMT

Reverend Ben deems it so.

Funnily enough, I recently ordered something online from Debenhams and called myself Reverend Ben Ricketts. It was quite amusing when my mother answered the door and the courier said "Is the Reverend Ben Ricketts in?".

A friend of mine ordered something for me on Amazon a couple of years ago, and put 'Rabbi' down as my title.

Quote: PhQnix @ November 28 2008, 4:21 PM GMT

'cos we're all gonna getcha?

That's one way in which it could be phrased.

Quote: Ben @ November 28 2008, 4:24 PM GMT

Cool. You're a member of the 'older woman' crew too!

Awesome.

Do we now have to compare age differences? I'm not aware as to the protocol.

Half age plus seven...

I think you're okay Aaron. :P

Quote: Aaron @ November 28 2008, 4:25 PM GMT

Do we now have to compare age differences? I'm not aware as to the protocol.

We can, or you could answer this:

Does she lay still or does she wriggle?

I don't need no stinking rules.

Quote: Ben @ November 28 2008, 4:27 PM GMT

We can, or you could answer this:

Does she lay still or does she wriggle?

You are terribly mistaken if you think I'm going to answer that.

Laughing out loud

SHE'S A WRIGGLER!

Ahem. It is not polite to talk about a woman's age.
Or something...

Quote: Ben @ November 28 2008, 4:30 PM GMT

Laughing out loud

SHE'S A WRIGGLER!

Evidence does point that way.

Agreed.

Quote: Ben @ November 28 2008, 4:30 PM GMT

Laughing out loud

SHE'S A WRIGGLER!

And you are predictable.

Wriggling's good for the circulation, so they say.

I expect it's all of benefit.

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