Things that piss you off Page 335

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 27 2008, 10:41 PM GMT

No, sorry, too easy.

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It's not weird, it's horrific.

Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 10:40 PM GMT

It must be weird being a man.

As a baby, you, to put it bluntly, suck your mum's boobies. (sorry). Which you then as a man, end up sexualising on other women.

But little girls don't have to suck on their dad's, well...anything. Well, you see where I'm going there.
Weird though.

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That's because the penis has already played its part in the reproductive process. Both have their job and boh play part of the gender's sexual form.

Or something.

Well I'm just glad I didn't have to suck on anything as a baby I later wanted to suck on in sexxy time.

I'll ask Candy about that!

Quote: Aaron @ November 27 2008, 11:15 PM GMT

It's not weird, it's horrific.

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Quote: Aaron @ November 27 2008, 11:21 PM GMT

I'll ask Candy about that!

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Yeah I was just thinking about lesbians.

(no jokes.)

Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 11:28 PM GMT

Yeah I was just thinking about lesbians.

(no jokes.)

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Your theory is floundering on shaky ground. Come join us Zooo (makes mysterious arm swaying movements.) We of the lovers of the tit!

I don't wanna.

It's ok zooo, you stay where you are.

But my knees are starting to hurt.

Well I'm getting friction burns on my cock!

Quote: Aaron @ November 27 2008, 11:15 PM GMT

It's not weird, it's horrific.

That's because the penis has already played its part in the reproductive process. Both have their job and boh play part of the gender's sexual form.

Or something.

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Also, tits don't taste of anything whereas knobs do.

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 28 2008, 12:23 AM GMT

Also, tits don't taste of anything whereas knobs do.

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Cheese?

Quote: Gavin @ November 28 2008, 12:26 AM GMT

Cheese?

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Actually mine tastes of Kylie Minogue's arse. I do wish she'd leave me alone. Some nights a man just wants to read.

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 28 2008, 12:28 AM GMT

Actually mine tastes of Kylie Minogue's arse. I do wish she'd leave me alone. Some nights a man just wants to read.

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Well yeh she can be a bit needy. Thats why I gave her the shove.

Quote: Gavin @ November 28 2008, 12:26 AM GMT

Cheese?

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Not if one washes.