Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 9:11 PM GMTI hoped that was just an ugly rumour.
Nope 
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If boys produced breast milk, I really don't think I'd want to taste it.
Maybe it's just an extension of my goo aversion.
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 9:11 PM GMTI hoped that was just an ugly rumour.
It's not like you have to actually try, it just sort of surprises you one day. Then the water pistol fights begin. 
Oh good lord.
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 9:14 PM GMTMaybe it's just an extension of my goo aversion.
I like Goo.
I was in Middlesbrough town centre tonight and there was this parade of giant mechanical beasts called the Sarruga Dragons. They were like 20 foot high and spat smoke. At first I thought it was cool but then I realised how f**king stupid it was. Most of the children there were scared out of their wits. One bloke had an absolutely hysterical toddler on his shoulders, and kept him firmly there despite begging and screaming to get away as the Spanish operators of the mechanical dragon put the dragon's face right up to the screaming child's. I looked around and most people were laughing, except for me and a few other concerned people.
All this was chaperoned by police and council marshalls, but nobody even said anything when the operator suddenly veered off the road on purpose and actually into the crowd, to make people scream and scatter. One old lady wasn't quick enough and if it wasn't for the bloke standing next to her she'd have been knocked to the ground.
So anyway, just thought I'd tell you about that. I'm still pissed off now. I went on YouTube and they're on there to give you an idea. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Kuorlcivo&feature=related
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 27 2008, 9:33 PM GMTSo anyway, just thought I'd tell you about that. I'm still pissed off now.
Definitely not for most small children.
Yup, that would have scared the living shit out of me when I was little.
Quote: lizzyjo @ November 27 2008, 7:32 PM GMT1. Adverts during Grand Prix (thing of the past now thank goodness!)
2. People who say 'yer know' all the time
3. Chancellor giving 2.5% back on VAT but putting more tax on booze and fags
4. Junk mail
5. Illegal benefit claimants
6. My green grocer going bust (thank you Tesco!
7. Gary Rhodes
8. People who park in chil-spaces or disabled spaces who don't need them
9. Children's toys which come without the batteries (ie most of them!)
10. Not being able to drink wine whilst breast feeding (God I miss it!)
1. Does it really make any difference?
2. I know
3. Fags should be trebled in price.
4. Yeah.
5. Yeah.
6. I don't know your greengrocer (I don't think)
7. And all those TV cooks apart from Nigella and tyhe youngish Indian woman.
8. Those spaces take up too much room. They shouldn't take kids shopping anyway!
9. What about Adult's toys that come without batteries.
10. Is it because you keep spilling it? The wine that is!
I don't like milk. So maybe I would like breast milk.
It must be weird being a man.
As a baby, you, to put it bluntly, suck your mum's boobies. (sorry). Which you then as a man, end up sexualising on other women.
But little girls don't have to suck on their dad's, well...anything. Well, you see where I'm going there. 
Weird though.
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 10:40 PM GMTIt must be weird being Aar..
No, sorry, too easy. 
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 10:40 PM GMTIt must be weird being a man.
Only on a Thursday.
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 10:40 PM GMTIt must be weird being a man.
As a baby, you, to put it bluntly, suck your mum's boobies. (sorry). Which you then as a man, end up sexualising on other women.
But little girls don't have to suck on their dad's, well...anything. Well, you see where I'm going there.
Weird though.
See, that's where you lady types get it wrong. Most of us blokes just latch on and enjoy. Only Zooo types think deeply about it. And Freud.
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 10:40 PM GMTBut little girls don't have to suck on their dad's, well...anything. Well, you see where I'm going there.
Weird though.
I understand that in Sheffield they do.