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Things that piss you off Page 329

That doens't make sense.

Quote: Paul W @ November 26 2008, 5:45 PM GMT

TTPYO - People who won't leave the f**king office when I'm the only one who will lock up!

I hate having to lock up. Wandering around the building check windows etc. And twats that don't leave until you're stood over them frowning. I always tell them I'm actually leaving about half an hour before I do, that gets 'em out. :D

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 26 2008, 5:54 PM GMT

I hate having to lock up. Wandering around the building check windows etc. And twats that don't leave until you're stood over them frowning. I always tell them I'm actually leaving about half an hour before I do, that gets 'em out. :D

I lock up round people, turn lights off. Then they get in shit next day for not tidying desks. It's their own fault 4.45 is clock off if I'm locking up, time for a cheeky pint before the fit barmaid finishes her shift.

Laughing out loud

How did the date with the sandwich girl go?

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 26 2008, 6:01 PM GMT

Laughing out loud

How did the date with the sandwich girl go?

Not happened yet had to delay it,

Oooooo I forgot about that!

Quote: Gavin @ November 26 2008, 6:11 PM GMT

Not happened yet had to delay it,

Did you spill your mayonnaise?

Quote: Aaron @ November 26 2008, 6:12 PM GMT

Did you spill your mayonnaise?

AARON! Angry

The term is "Ranch dressing".

Quote: Aaron @ November 26 2008, 6:12 PM GMT

Did you spill your mayonnaise?

No. I didn't have any money and rather then go out and look like a tight twat I said we'll do it over Dec, ordered a chicken Sarnie and havent gne back yet.

Apologies.

I suppose it's possible that she spilt some of her tomato sauce.

Quote: Gavin @ November 26 2008, 6:11 PM GMT

Not happened yet had to delay it,

*tries to think of sandwich puns*

Did she get a cob on?

No, sorry, that's the best worst I could do.

Anyway, gotta roll. ;) *goes home*

Quote: Gavin @ November 26 2008, 6:14 PM GMT

No. I didn't have any money and rather then go out and look like a tight twat I said we'll do it over Dec, ordered a chicken Sarnie and havent gne back yet.

Or it could be that.

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 26 2008, 6:15 PM GMT

Anyway, gotta roll. ;)

Oh God. Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ November 26 2008, 6:16 PM GMT

Or it could be that.

Seems more sensible doesn't it.

Stupid boys.

You could cook for her. A meal and a DVD doesn't cost much.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 26 2008, 6:17 PM GMT

You could cook for her. A meal and a DVD doesn't cost much.

Invite her to the fortress of solitude? Unlikely. We don't know each other that well.

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