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You people have reeeeally weird predictive texting.

I had the word f**k but not ace on my last phone

There's probably a link there. Did you ask your boyfriend?

Blooming UCAS. Terrible tutor. Plagiarism accusations. Essays. References. *Screams* :)

Ooo! Plagiarism! Did you be naughty?

No, but my tutor accused me of having been.

Oooo, on what basis?

My personal statement. One teacher said they thought they remembered it from somewhere, and so my tutor ran around asking if I'd copied it. The teacher undoubtedly remembered the quote I used and cited, and my English teachers were in uproar about the accusation. All sorted now from weeks back. I hope.

Being dumped, by text, by your girlfriend of nearly two years, who has just started at the same uni as you.

That pisses me off quite a bit, to be honest.

By text?! How lovely of her!

OH MY GOD!!! What a bitch.

To be honest though Nick, you'll have a better time at Uni single.

:(! Oh Nick!

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Quote: EllieJP @ November 6 2008, 9:08 PM GMT

To be honest though Nick, you'll have a better time at Uni single.

You are implying and promoting such unmorality tonight Ellie!

No, I meant so that you can concentrate on growing as a person and using the life lessons Uni teaches you to learn about yourself. Having something from your past holding you back is not good. You don't make as many friends as you should, and you certainly don't take up all the amazing opportunities thrown out you.

Quote: NickTheDon @ November 6 2008, 9:07 PM GMT

Being dumped, by text, by your girlfriend of nearly two years, who has just started at the same uni as you.

That pisses me off quite a bit, to be honest.

That's awful! My ex did the same thing years ago! I find inserting their mobile somewhere painful beats drowning your sorrows in haagan daaz just a bit!

Oh poor Nick! Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug

I'll put the kettle on!

Quote: EllieJP @ November 6 2008, 9:12 PM GMT

No, I meant so that you can concentrate on growing as a person and using the life lessons Uni teaches you to learn about yourself. Having something from your past holding you back is not good. You don't make as many friends as you should, and you certainly don't take up all the amazing opportunities thrown out you.

It does make a difference. At uni, you will meet more people than you ever will your whole life!

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