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Things that piss you off Page 320

Quote: zooo @ October 31 2008, 2:35 PM BST

Careful. That might mean 'please sleep with me' in her language. ;)

Unlikely though, eh! *titter*

Speak for yourself!

Quote: zooo @ October 31 2008, 2:43 PM BST

Speak for yourself!

I usually do. And not without a certain applomb. Ho ho!

Surely no one would want to sleep with me, etc.

Quote: Aaron @ October 31 2008, 2:46 PM BST

Surely no one would want to sleep with me, etc.

Apart from the ones who already have, of course. Use your power, man!

If they wanted to, they wouldn't have left. :)

Quote: Aaron @ October 31 2008, 3:03 PM BST

If they wanted to, they wouldn't have left. :)

She wasn't worth it. etc. If I was a girl I'd f**k you. And do dirty stuff like rimming.

:|

*backs away*

Quote: Aaron @ October 31 2008, 3:06 PM BST

:|

*backs away*

You want it, you dirty cow!

Haha! Like I said. Queer as Folk.

It's where I learned what rimming was...

Ah, memories.

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 31 2008, 1:34 AM BST

I know that you're a boy and as such you flirt by being nasty.

As opposed to women who only flirt to get what they want because they're too lazy to get something done themselves, or by using their own intelligence or initiative. Whilst constantly putting themselves down in a vain hope that they'll have a few compliments flung their way as they play some stupid coy game that just pisses everyone off.

Or something.

:D

Quote: zooo @ October 31 2008, 3:09 PM BST

Haha! Like I said. Queer as Folk.

It's where I learned what rimming was...

Ah, memories.

Did you get excited?

Quote: Seefacts @ October 31 2008, 3:10 PM BST

As opposed to women who only flirt to get what they want because they're too lazy to get something done themselves, or by using their own intelligence or initiative. Whilst constantly putting themselves down in a vain hope that they'll have a few compliments flung their way as they play some stupid coy game that just pisses everyone off.

Or something.

I think you need a holiday! Bon Voyager!

Quote: Seefacts @ October 31 2008, 3:10 PM BST

Did you get excited?

Take a wild guess. :)

Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 31 2008, 3:11 PM BST

I think you need a holiday! Bon Voyager!

I think he needs to meet some non-retarded women.

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