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My own thoughts.

I've actually seen about 5 people spit on the pavement today in exactly the same spot. Is it a competition to hit a specific mark, or something?!

Quite possibly.

Things that piss me off: Hour long episodes of Eastenders.

A new grocery store opened in my neighborhood, so I ventured over to check it out. It's as large as a small city and carries everything from pasta to 60-inch LCD televisions, but the beer selection was appalling. The same chain has a store 3 miles away with twice the selection in half the space. Bastards.

I've decided that I don't feel like working tomorrow, so it's time for one of these:

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Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ October 30 2008, 8:54 PM BST

Things that piss me off: Hour long episodes of Eastenders.

TTPMO: Eastenders full stop.

Ditto.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 30 2008, 9:45 PM BST

Ditto.

I'll ditto that ditto.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 30 2008, 8:02 PM BST

I've actually seen about 5 people spit on the pavement today in exactly the same spot. Is it a competition to hit a specific mark, or something?!

Sounds quite fun actually...

Quote: Aaron @ October 30 2008, 12:48 AM BST

She said boyfriend. You do understand the difference between boys and girls?

I have another one: Aaron :P

I doubt I piss you off as much as I piss off myself.

Quote: Aaron @ October 31 2008, 1:24 AM BST

I doubt I piss you off as much as I piss off myself.

I know that you're a boy and as such you flirt by being nasty. It's ok. I understand. I quite like you in a weird-internet-thingy-boy-who-I've-never-ever-ever-ever-met Pleased

I just worked out what TTPYO stands for. Go me!

Silly acronyms.

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 31 2008, 1:34 AM BST

I know that you're a boy and as such you flirt by being nasty.

Um. Ok? Errr

Quote: Aaron @ October 31 2008, 11:51 AM BST

Um. Ok? Errr

Careful. That might mean 'please sleep with me' in her language. ;)

Oh Gawd.

Erm. HOW DO I END THIS?

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